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ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє ([info]dragonspooker) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2017-08-08 11:07:00

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Entry tags:alecto carrow, gourry gabriev, hank mccoy (beast), lina inverse, pete wisdom, veronica mars

Round #3 with Hellmaster (may it be the last ever, peace out jerkface) went a little differently then I'm used to - Lord of Nightmares just went whoosh out of my body after Big Bad Destruction happened, no bargaining necessary - but I can't complain. My hair's not blonde, nothing's going into the abysmal toilet of nothingness, it's a good day. Now the next adventure involves finding the Stupid Swordsman a new legendary sword because his got transported back into its rightful overlord, and some idiot village mayor tried to convince me Excalibur was real so I punched him in the face. I don't know how I didn't get arrested but, well, can't complain there either.

In other news, Pete and I are looking for a doctor in our lovely dream community whose got some experience with genetics. We want to get our recently mobile child tested for this mutant gene, and I know there's a couple of you out there who might know someone?


Isabela and I are combining feminine brain power for Zee's shower and I was thinking that we could do it September 3rd? It's a Sunday. Hanged Man's clear if you were still good with us doing it there. Your job would be to lure her out, probably with food, and we'll have our husbands do all the necessary heavy lifting like the good boys they are.


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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 12:31 am UTC (link)
Bless her.

If that thing breaks our flatscreen, it can wander into the rebuilt Best Buy and get us another.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 12:43 am UTC (link)
Gonna frame that picture and put it on your desk.

The only thing its ever broken has been plates - go figure that golems don't have delicate hands or whatever, but we've done good on keeping our things in tact for the most part. Knock on wood.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 12:44 am UTC (link)
I'll take it over Lord Dampnut, that is for certain.

It's actually sort of cute. For an ugly creature wearing an apron.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 01:01 am UTC (link)
Oh, what's that? You want your entire office plastered with Trump's face? Hmmm.

Aw, you want a pet golem? All you gotta do is feed it rocks.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 01:03 am UTC (link)
That's grounds for divorce, Red.

Maybe. Might be better than a slobbery puppy, and infinitely cheaper to feed.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 01:19 am UTC (link)
Nope. Pretty sure you're stuck with me and my trolling forever, hot stuff.

Don't you wanna be like Hawke and spoon a dog? I hear it's pretty pleasant.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 01:29 am UTC (link)
Forever? Fuck, that's longer than I thought.

Just not a tiny one, I might crush the poor furball.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 01:44 am UTC (link)
Hey! Talk like that and you're banned to the couch, sir.

That almost sounds like you're warming up to the idea.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 01:46 am UTC (link)
Longer than I thought, and not long enough. Better?

What the bloody fuck is that.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 01:47 am UTC (link)
Hm, a little. You can make it up to me by talking dirty later. I like it better than the sappy talk.

Shhh, you want one.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
I'll lay on the accent really, really thick.

An older one, perhaps. One that is toilet trained, for fuck's sakes.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 01:53 am UTC (link)
What a way to tease.

But imagine Amelia with something like this -

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 01:57 am UTC (link)
Only if it does this to Guess

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 02:08 am UTC (link)
This is what Guess is gonna do to you.

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[info]wisdoms
2017-08-09 02:10 am UTC (link)
You lie. Guess has never moved that fast in her entire obese life.

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[info]dragonspooker
2017-08-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
Damnit.

That's a good point.

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