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Tweak says, "Pfffft."

The Hellion (collateralshot) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-07-20 17:56:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, agent carolina, dan smith, garcian smith, nick wilde, shawn spencer

The more I have these pieces of crap Dreams, the less makes sense. Apparently I'm already dead?! And I was killed off goddamn screen no less before any of what I'm currently dreaming even started!

And no, before anyone decides to ask, I'm not a goddamn vampire. I'm not sucking blood and I'm not eating brains. I'm not a ghost either. I'm just a personality, a personality tied to a decrepit old man.

The fact that I woke up and my magnum was finally on my kitchen table is small comfort to this goddamn bombshell.

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	capn_crunch 2017-07-23 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Probably because shooting people is bad, Robbie. Even worse than harmlessly stealing cheese recipes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-23 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	The fuck are you talking about now? Do you just open your mouth and let whatever's inside just dribble out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	capn_crunch 2017-07-23 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Shooting bad. Not shooting good. Stealing recipes from Nacho Bizness? Harmless. Keep up, Robbie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-23 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, alright, you go on and continue to live in your little world over there. Just leave me alone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	capn_crunch 2017-07-23 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Now why would I do that? You know you'd miss me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Like a dog would miss fleas, Spencer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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