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Tweak says, "What is a champagne supernova?"

The Hellion (collateralshot) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-07-20 17:56:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, agent carolina, dan smith, garcian smith, nick wilde, shawn spencer

The more I have these pieces of crap Dreams, the less makes sense. Apparently I'm already dead?! And I was killed off goddamn screen no less before any of what I'm currently dreaming even started!

And no, before anyone decides to ask, I'm not a goddamn vampire. I'm not sucking blood and I'm not eating brains. I'm not a ghost either. I'm just a personality, a personality tied to a decrepit old man.

The fact that I woke up and my magnum was finally on my kitchen table is small comfort to this goddamn bombshell.

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	garcian 2017-07-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
	I'm starting to feel kinda left out. Everyone has these dreams but me. Shoot something with that magnum, you might feel better. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-21 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I'll be using this thing. Soon too. Can't wait. You haven't started dreaming yet? Fuck. That doesn't help my mood any. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-07-21 01:22 am UTC (link)
	I bet it's pretty. Naw, not yet. I don't dream at all that I remember, but something tells me I'd remember these. I'll let you know if I do though, how's that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-21 01:24 am UTC (link)
	It's beautiful. I can use this a lot easier to use than the rings I've been getting. Unless it's one of these fucked up Dreams, I don't remember anything I dream either. These fucking things are different, man. They're more than just Dreams, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garcian 2017-07-21 01:28 am UTC (link)
	What's up with the rings? I believe it now. Ain't like everyone on this fuckin site is crazy. Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-21 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. I got one a few months ago that shoots fire. And one last month that kind of shoots water. Some of them are crazy, sure. But talk about these dreams isn't part of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nick_wilde 2017-07-22 12:26 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure that you aren't either a vampire, ghost, or zombie? Maybe a vampire zombie ghost? Also how the fuck did you manage to die already and not know you were dead? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	collateralshot 2017-07-22 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely sure. Maybe because I'm up walking around and shit? I mean, yeah, apparently I can switch in and out with the other "Smiths", who I guess are all other personalities of the old fart...but I feel real. And when those goddamn Smiles explode in my fucking face, it fucking hurts (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nick_wilde 2017-07-22 02:21 am UTC (link)
	That's some weird fucking shit right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nick_wilde 2017-07-26 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	My dreams started out weird. At least I knew that shit was going to stay weird. Yours are just suddenly fucking weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)