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Tweak says, "I've got sand in my underpants"

York (badlocksmith) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-06-06 09:56:00

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agent york, ahsoka tano, constance bonacieux, eliot waugh, logan echolls, river song

I really messed up a date last night. We were out to a nice restaurant, having a lovely dinner, when I burst into song about how butter knives are better than steak knives because you can lick a butter knife.

She laughed, and I laughed, but I was pretty mortified.

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	polyandrist 2017-06-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Did she agree to a second date? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-06-09 04:25 am UTC (link)
	This was our third date, actually. She hasn't yet agreed to a fourth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-06-10 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear. Did she kiss you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-06-11 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Um... not after my singing experience. But we've kissed before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-06-12 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear. That is not a good sign. Maybe send her some flowers or a singing telegram? Not your singing of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-06-15 01:25 am UTC (link)
	A singing telegram is a great idea! I don't know, though. Is that too much? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-06-21 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	No, I don't think so. I think it'd make her laugh. I know it would make me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-06-23 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I'll have to give it a try. Honestly, I'd try anything at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-06-25 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I would avoiding going and singing outside her window yourself though. It's not nearly as romantic as it sounds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-06-30 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? You have personal experience with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-07-03 03:14 am UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised. It looks semi-stalkerish. Even if it's the woman who does it. But it is a good distraction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	badlocksmith 2017-07-07 04:54 am UTC (link)
	That's really good to know. For next time. If there's a next time. Hopefully there won't be a next time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	polyandrist 2017-07-08 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	I really hope that there is and there isn't. I want it to hit certain people, but I really would rather that it didn't hit me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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