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terribly sorry, officer (baelfiery) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-03-31 06:32:00

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clint barton (hawkeye), elsa of arendelle, neal cassidy (baelfire)

Did you know that in Miami you can be paid to be a python hunter? Burmese pythons. Met this dude in a bar who joined a government-paid team of 25 to hunt pythons since the area has kind of a snake problem.

That would have been good to know before honeymooning here, but aside from the snake jokes I could make, I'll just say it's actually been pretty awesome. Me and the new wife are pleasantly crispy and rehydrating with water and frozen daiquiris in the South Beach day-drinking scene.

Totally not worrying that we left our kids partly with a pirate. Souvenir requests are being taken as well.

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	shotdown 2017-03-31 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Isn't Florida in general the home of reptiles that will eat you? Are you sure your kids aren't going to be sold to someone by the time you get back? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Pretty much. I mean, they kind of have an alligator problem too. But the food in Miami makes up for it. Mostly sure. Buying and selling babies was more my dream!dad's thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Problem is putting it lightly, the 'gators should be paying taxes they take up that much of the population. But yeah... Food and drink there totally makes it more tolerable to share seating with scaled carnivores. ... Okay, I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Food, drink, the atmosphere. At least you're drunk when they eat you? I don't know, considering the OC just got invaded by aliens, I'm not too worried about alligators. Long story anyway, requires booze. But hey, how have you been? Henry has been a dedicated archer lately too, FYI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

shotdown
2017-03-31 07:21 am UTC (link)

OC weirdness probably prepares you for travelling anywhere to see the random shit the planet spits out. At least you're set for not getting eaten.

Doesn't every story that involves the dreams? Can't complain, hanging together... Lost my sight, regained sight, got married, fought aliens. The usual. Dude, awesome, us archers need more representation. Gotta start them young too.

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	baelfiery 2017-03-31 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Damn straight it does. I've seen demons, aliens, and I turned into,a woman. Bring it on, gators. Congrats! How's the married life treating you? And oh, yeah, he loved those archery lessons for Christmas. Barely puts the bow down, usually only to play video games. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

shotdown
2017-03-31 07:32 am UTC (link)

God, man. We don't talk about the lady shift okay. That was disconcerting as fuck. Really puts over sized geckos in perspective though.

Is it grounds for divorce to say it's pretty much the same as when she just lived with me?

Well, they both teach coordination, so he's basically working on his skills. Suppose it's best he learns how to do this stuff living here. If he's up for it you should swing him by the archery range, see how he's getting on, if he wants some pointers. Or if I'm gonna need to fight for my codename all over again.

	dragonspooker 2017-03-31 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I've always wanted my stuff to be held in dead reptilian skin. It's the dream. Also, careful with a possible baby #3 on this marriage consummation trip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Anything for you, Linabean. Well, we already did the do a few times so there is no turning back. Marriage officially consummated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2017-03-31 09:12 am UTC (link)
	May your bodies not be so fertile on this dream for, you know, reasons. But I bet your view's damn nice without the lack of alien tech lying around. When are you guys coming back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)