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terribly sorry, officer (baelfiery) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-03-31 06:32:00

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clint barton (hawkeye), elsa of arendelle, neal cassidy (baelfire)

Did you know that in Miami you can be paid to be a python hunter? Burmese pythons. Met this dude in a bar who joined a government-paid team of 25 to hunt pythons since the area has kind of a snake problem.

That would have been good to know before honeymooning here, but aside from the snake jokes I could make, I'll just say it's actually been pretty awesome. Me and the new wife are pleasantly crispy and rehydrating with water and frozen daiquiris in the South Beach day-drinking scene.

Totally not worrying that we left our kids partly with a pirate. Souvenir requests are being taken as well.

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shotdown
2017-03-31 07:32 am UTC (link)

God, man. We don't talk about the lady shift okay. That was disconcerting as fuck. Really puts over sized geckos in perspective though.

Is it grounds for divorce to say it's pretty much the same as when she just lived with me?

Well, they both teach coordination, so he's basically working on his skills. Suppose it's best he learns how to do this stuff living here. If he's up for it you should swing him by the archery range, see how he's getting on, if he wants some pointers. Or if I'm gonna need to fight for my codename all over again.

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	baelfiery 2017-03-31 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Way disconcerting. Had some fun, but I am not strong enough to be a woman with woman parts. Nah. At least you get the tax breaks now? Oh, he would be up for that, it would make his week. I think he'd be Hawkeye III if it meant hanging out with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 07:49 am UTC (link)
	God no, that would just be way way too much. And I get to make wifey jokes. Not that I need to explain those to the honeymooner. Well shit, I could replace Kate as my sidekick, at least Henry won't steal my damn dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:14 am UTC (link)
	Wifey jokes are fun. Some I might get punched for, but it's a learning curve. That he won't. He has two, he does not need a third. Did she really steal your dog though? You poor guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 08:28 am UTC (link)
	Don't make the 'kitchen is your place' jokes. My jaw took a while to stop hurting that time. Yeah. Dream Kate stole my dog and took him from New York to LA. Granted... It took me until dinner time to notice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:31 am UTC (link)
	I guess 'where are my slippers and pipe when I get home from work, woman?' would cause me to be drinking my meals through a straw for awhile too. But you got him back eventually? Domestic bliss with you three? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 08:37 am UTC (link)
	This is what happens when you fall for strong independent women. Domestic bliss here, yes. Over there, we're less with the bumpin' uglies. But she did come back with my dog. Apparently we're both utter disasters at taking care of ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2017-03-31 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Love 'em, those strong independent women. You can make up for the lack of bumping uglies now, at least? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotdown 2017-03-31 08:49 am UTC (link)
	At least she'll protect you from drunkenly getting eaten. It does add a definite bonus to things, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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