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Tweak says, "don't go chasing waterfalls"

ΗΑΔΕΣ (underworldly) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-02-03 08:48:00

Entry tags:

hades, hazel levesque, katherine pierce, megara, roman godfrey, steven universe

Damn, so let me tell you about this year's Oscar goody bag. You know how when you were a kid (well, maybe not some of you - fuck, am I that old?) you went to classmates birthday parties and got goody bags at the end? Yeah, they do that for the Oscars too (by the way, Inferno's gonna sweep again - just saying my 'Best Director' trophy is coming soon).

Last year's swag bag was out of control.

Among other things, there was a breast lift, personalized M&M's, a 10-day trip to Israel, a 15-day walking tour of Japan, laser treatments, a vaporizer, and (kids, don't look), a vibrator. That sucker is worth $250, I mean, it was top of the line.

The Academy totally got on their asses for all that too, so this year it'll probably 'pale' in comparison. I'll keep you updated.

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	underworldly 2017-02-04 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe. My thing is I'll just let my lady friend decide what she wants to do with her own tits though, since that's the only pair I care much about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	That's very decent of you. I don't think I'll ever be in the market for an "old lady" so I won't have to worry either way. Swag bags containing free breast lifts and vibrators makes one question the extent of misogyny in Hollywood, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-04 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you never know. You might find the right one someday. And yeah, Hollywood has problems. Big ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	That makes it sound like I want to find one, whether it be right or wrong. Then again, men can enjoy vibrators, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-04 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes it happens even when you're not looking. You just glance up and you're like, well shit. That they can. Not my cup of tea personally, but more power to 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Can't argue there. I've seen it happen, I don't expect I'm completely immune. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-04 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	No one is. Unless you're dead, and I don't recommend that. As the God of Death and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Just going to throw that right out there, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-04 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	I don't ask for goat or virgin sacrifices or anything, don't worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Of which I'm neither so I wouldn't really care. So what does a God of Death do anyway? You in charge of who goes where? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-04 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	Sort of. I'm in charge of the souls in limbo, so it's basically like the dumpster truck stop weigh station of the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sheeeyut 2017-02-04 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a party. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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