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Tweak says, "silly rabbit trix is for kids!"

ΗΑΔΕΣ (underworldly) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2017-02-03 08:48:00

Entry tags:

hades, hazel levesque, katherine pierce, megara, roman godfrey, steven universe

Damn, so let me tell you about this year's Oscar goody bag. You know how when you were a kid (well, maybe not some of you - fuck, am I that old?) you went to classmates birthday parties and got goody bags at the end? Yeah, they do that for the Oscars too (by the way, Inferno's gonna sweep again - just saying my 'Best Director' trophy is coming soon).

Last year's swag bag was out of control.

Among other things, there was a breast lift, personalized M&M's, a 10-day trip to Israel, a 15-day walking tour of Japan, laser treatments, a vaporizer, and (kids, don't look), a vibrator. That sucker is worth $250, I mean, it was top of the line.

The Academy totally got on their asses for all that too, so this year it'll probably 'pale' in comparison. I'll keep you updated.

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	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	I believe I told kids to look away, so that was kinda insubordinate of you, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am legally an adult. Besides, that's like putting up a "wet paint" sign and expecting people not to touch (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't mean shit, kid. Google it if you're that curious. Just remember to erase your search history, also know that googling 'vibrators' will send you tumbling down a rabbit hole. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:31 pm UTC (link)
	The government would disagree. I can vote, join the military but oddly enough not drink alcohol...I always found it odd that 18 year olds were trusted with guns before alcohol. And I may be a pretty oblivious/innocent guy but I know what a vibrator is. I just wanted to see if you would explain it to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yet you'd put your hands on wet paint. Add guns and alcohol to that, it's a bad combo. Unless it's paintball. Riiiiight. Glad we had this talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Paint is fun! I am not really interested in guns or alcohol...so you don't have to worry about me. Me, too! :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	No worries there, you seem clean. Unless you're a serial killer. Hard to tell over the internet. What's your name again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Who would kill cereal?! Just kidding. :P I'm Steven Universe! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh geez, puns. You must be friends with Sans. Yeah, hey. I'm Hades, Lord of the Dead. How ya doin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	I need to know who Sans is. They sound cool! Hades... :-O Are you Hazel's father? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	He goes to school with my son, they're best friends. He's a good kid. Also on the network lurking around here. Speaks in puns. That'd be me. You're friends with Hazel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	I must meet him, soon. And yup! I go to school with her and she's been helping me try to figure out my dreams/powers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds fun. She's got some nifty powers of her own, so she'd be good to ask. What can you do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing yet...at least, nothing has worked that I can do in my dreams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2017-02-03 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Eh, they'll come. Just takes a minute sometimes. But free to come over for dinner sometime in case Hazel doesn't extend the invitation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	and_steven 2017-02-03 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	I have visited before...to see her awesome horse. And I was there for her birthday...probably described as the always cheerful guy who would occasionally break out in song. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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