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ΗΑΔΕΣ (underworldly) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-08-10 09:45:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, anna of arendelle, elsa of arendelle, hades, hazel levesque, joshua washington, megara, nico di angelo, olivia moore, percy jackson, zelda

I think it must be Weird Dream Pet week or something, and I missed the memo. Or maybe the OC is trolling me because when my hellhound passed the security checkpoint of this realm or whatever, he sort of got...downsized.

Behold, the terrifying Cerberus.

How did I end up with so many animals in my house, how. It's bad enough my evil imp henchmen are nothing more than a chipmunk and a bunny in their current form.

This is bullshit.

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	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	Absolutely not. I'm going to train him to kill on command. Awwww, come on. I grew on you, didn't I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	He's as threatening as a wet towel, Hades. More people are going to go 'awww' rather than 'ahhh.' Barely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh. It's bad enough that Nico's dog is around to be dopey and cute. That must mean a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	The infamous Lord of Death, softened by soft and fuzzy things. Anyone can defeat you now. The mere thought of you doesn't make me nauseous, so I think we're going somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	It's all a front to hide my hellish battle tactics. Both coming and going, I'd say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Suuuuure thing. It's super believable. Oh, look. I spoke too soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so clever you don't even know what to do with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 01:20 pm UTC (link)
	I can think of a lot of things to do with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 01:30 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should do them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'd love the opportunity to drop a piano on your head. Thanks, boss. You're the best. Winkwink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	Nevermind, you're not allowed to do things. Doing things privileges revoked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-08-10 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	You're gonna regret those words. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Oh yeeeeah? By the way, I did an awesome thing yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm assuming this awesome thing is also non-destructive? I didn't read about anything going up in blue flames yesterday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing went up in flames except giant spiders, wtf were those anyway? But no, the awesome thing was that there was this shit that apparently it kills you if you look at it funny, and someone needed it, so Hazel and I found it and I turned it into powder. Badass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	... It's a good thing you don't write screenplays. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever, you get what I'm saying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad you've gotten some practical use for your powers. Don't really know about the spiders but I'm afraid to ask. I don't really have to worry about you doing some ironic thing like dying with the godhood thing you've got going, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Practically was what I was going for. And to help, I guess. May as well be useful. No, not gonna die ~~unless I drink the potion~~. I'm immortal, remember? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	You've reached interesting levels of father-daughter bonding. Congratulations. My day mostly consisted of taking care of an almost-werewolf friend. Just checking. It doesn't hurt to be assured once, twice, even eight times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	How do you take care of a werewolf? Soup and crackers and virgin's blood? ~~Are you going to--~~ I'm flattered, maybe even blushing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Soups and crackers were actually involved, but no virgin's blood. Whatever he went through got him sick - he threw up his bacon and eggs riiiiight before going a little feral. That's just your eyebrows on fire making your face warm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Puked up the bacon and eggs, did he? Poor bastard. Poor bacon. At least he's not the only werewolf in this weird-ass community. Solidarity. Oh, that's right. I don't blush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked nutmegs 2016-08-10 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	This place has so much supernatural teen romance potential, it almost makes me want to throw up bacon and eggs. I can always try to make you blush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	locked underworldly 2016-08-10 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Bet there are some stalker vampires out there. You did a pretty good job of it before. Let's see if you can accomplish it again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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