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Tweak says, "Proper tea is theft"

ΗΑΔΕΣ (underworldly) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-08-10 09:45:00

Entry tags:

abigail hobbs, anna of arendelle, elsa of arendelle, hades, hazel levesque, joshua washington, megara, nico di angelo, olivia moore, percy jackson, zelda

I think it must be Weird Dream Pet week or something, and I missed the memo. Or maybe the OC is trolling me because when my hellhound passed the security checkpoint of this realm or whatever, he sort of got...downsized.

Behold, the terrifying Cerberus.

How did I end up with so many animals in my house, how. It's bad enough my evil imp henchmen are nothing more than a chipmunk and a bunny in their current form.

This is bullshit.

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	sonof_ 2016-08-10 11:24 am UTC (link)
	You got a hellhound? Didn't Cerebus have three heads? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 11:37 am UTC (link)
	Uh, yeah. But I'll take a hellhound puppy with one head for now. Less dog food I have to buy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonof_ 2016-08-10 11:43 am UTC (link)
	I've always thought that while he had three heads he still only had one stomach. So it'd technically be the same amount of dog food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	elatedorgassy 2016-08-10 11:41 am UTC (link)
	omghe'sthecutestthingeveromg. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Don't let his face deceive you, he has killer instincts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	elatedorgassy 2016-08-10 11:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, there's no doubt in my mind. Butlookatthatface!! Those eyes are so blue! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	livmoore 2016-08-10 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	A puppy does not out weird zombie horse. Even one that's supposed to be a 3 headed hellhound. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well. I tried. Do I at least get a consolation prize? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	livmoore 2016-08-10 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	Depends. What'd you have in mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	swirling_storm 2016-08-10 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh he's adorable! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm hoping he changes on the full moon or something. The Lord of the Dead having a puppy instead of a hellhound is so embarrassing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	nutmegs 2016-08-10 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	And he's lacking his two other heads, I see. He's cute. He's allowed over. Pain and Panic aren't. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	On the full moon he gets them. Come on, Cerberus, throw me a bone here. One day Pain and Panic will grow on you, like a fungus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	herlullaby 2016-08-10 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna assume you're meant to be some kind of menacing figure, but I think the OC is turning you into a Disney Princess. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 12:29 pm UTC (link)
	Incredibly menacing. I've just gotten soft here, I better go steal some souls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	abigail_hobbs 2016-08-10 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	He's very cute. Those eyes are stunning. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-10 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Well, thanks. He's flattered that you think so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goldandjewels 2016-08-11 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I definitely can't complain about another pet in the house because I like pets. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-12 07:50 am UTC (link)
	He'll be three headed and vicious soon, damnit. Hopefully he won't eat Cesare. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	joshes 2016-08-15 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Man, you get cool things from your dream. My dreams don't give me puppies, just pointy teeth. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-15 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	I got pointy teeth from 'em too, trust me. And hair that is fire occasionally. What's up with your pointy teeth though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	angelsbreath 2016-08-23 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	He's almost as cute as Cesare. Almost. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-23 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	He's going to have his three heads soon, and teeth dripping with sacrificial blood, and then he'll be terrifying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	gitdunkd 2016-08-23 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	So...what does a Cerberus normally eat? Is it hot dogs? Not that I'm trying to steal your dog from you and make him love me the most, or that I'm collecting all of the dogs. I'm just saying. It's totally a good idea to have a super intimidating puppy think you're great. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	underworldly 2016-08-23 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	The blood of virgins and sacrificial lambs. But in case you don't have those, a bone to gnaw on or a spoonful of peanut butter for him to go to town on will appease him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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