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ΗΑΔΕΣ ([info]underworldly) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2016-08-10 09:45:00

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Entry tags:abigail hobbs, anna of arendelle, elsa of arendelle, hades, hazel levesque, joshua washington, megara, nico di angelo, olivia moore, percy jackson, zelda

I think it must be Weird Dream Pet week or something, and I missed the memo. Or maybe the OC is trolling me because when my hellhound passed the security checkpoint of this realm or whatever, he sort of got...downsized.

Behold, the terrifying Cerberus.





How did I end up with so many animals in my house, how. It's bad enough my evil imp henchmen are nothing more than a chipmunk and a bunny in their current form.

This is bullshit.


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[info]sonof_
2016-08-10 11:43 am UTC (link)
I've always thought that while he had three heads he still only had one stomach. So it'd technically be the same amount of dog food.

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[info]underworldly
2016-08-10 11:47 am UTC (link)
It was a joke.

Damn, tough crowd this morning. No wonder I never post on this thing.

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[info]sonof_
2016-08-10 06:19 pm UTC (link)
Right. Should have realized that.

Wait, are you Hades?

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[info]underworldly
2016-08-10 06:39 pm UTC (link)
It's alright, my kids don't think I'm funny either.

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[info]sonof_
2016-08-10 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I actually wouldn't mind the dad jokes, but that's probably cause I grew up without dad jokes.

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[info]underworldly
2016-08-10 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I'll be glad to tell horrible ones and help you make up for the lost dad jokes, never fear.

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[info]sonof_
2016-08-10 09:23 pm UTC (link)
My stepdad isn't too good with the dad jokes yet, so I wouldn't mind.

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[info]underworldly
2016-08-10 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Consider it done. I'm Hades, teller of Dad Jokes.

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[info]sonof_
2016-08-10 09:56 pm UTC (link)
That's what I thought. I wonder if that means you're

Nice to meet you, I'm Percy Jackson.

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