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Tweak says, "meh."

ιѕαвєℓα (rivaini) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-15 09:21:00

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alistair theirin, garrett hawke, isabela, kitiara uth matar, lina inverse, nico robin, raistlin majere

Oh, Andraste's sagging arse, I'm quite over the likes of Thedas. I suppose it was good that I was warned my lover would volunteer to stay behind in the Fade in some act of heroism or some shit like that. Because otherwise, waking up to find the letter from his best friend regarding his death there on the nightstand would be a really bad fucking surprise.

I need a few of Dorian's sparkly balls to take my mind off this.

But the lighter part of it all is that I got a new outfit? One with actual trousers this time, a very grown-up swashbuckling outfit, complete with gigantic pirate hat. I feel about a thousand years old by the time the Inquisition happens, but I look great and am still stabbing people so I suppose that's also a good thing.

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dragonspooker
2016-06-15 04:17 pm UTC (link)

If anyone I knew died in some anti-climatic way, I'd be pissed. I expect flames of glory and middle fingers before the end draws near for everyone.

That sounds delicious. The pie, not so much the, uh, humping. But if you two ever need a distraction I know a baby that goes through 12-15 diapers a day that'd love seeing more of her aunts and uncles.

You know. If you're bored.

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	rivaini 2016-06-15 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	That's how I fully intend to go out! Middle fingers, knives, and preferably a bang. He's so much better at the nappy thing than I am! But I ought to practise more, I guess? I just get so nervous. That's such a tiny little thing you've got there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-06-15 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Explosive bang or sexual bang? I can't tell with you but both are pretty valid, yeah! I became a pro after the first week and I'm pretty sure I can do it in my sleep. And I probably have with the way things have been. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2016-06-15 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Both at the same time! ;) I'll give it a go, and who knows, maybe baby smiles will melt the sadness from my greedy pirate heart. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private dragonspooker 2016-06-15 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Not a bad way to go, but make sure it's not for a reaaaaaaaally long time. They do for us, but then again we're biased and the parents responsible for making said tiny thing. But hey! I have a favor to ask? Nothing too recent, but for August. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private rivaini 2016-06-15 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	A favour for August? Well, why not! What is it you need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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dragonspooker
2016-06-15 04:45 pm UTC (link)

I got Pete tickets to this show we sort of watched forever ago, but never got to because he burned the Performing Arts Center down when his powers were kicking in. Building's fixed, the show's touring, and we'll need a babysitter? By then she'll be a little sturdier and more smiley, and less cranky.

It's a Father's Day sort of thing. Which I don't even think he knows is this Sunday but hey, surpriiiiiiiise.

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	private rivaini 2016-06-15 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that's sweet! Tickets to the show, not that the centre burned down but that's also an inspiring story of perseverance. Anyway, Hawke and I will be glad to watch the little sprog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private dragonspooker 2016-06-15 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yeaaah, it happened after we...sorta boned in public. He hasn't set anything on fire after orgasms since though. I need to work on that. But thanks! If anything changes let me know, no pressure or anything. I can always ask Zee, or the other aunts, or the grandparents. I'm spreading the baby love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private rivaini 2016-06-15 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	You and me both. I hear that happens with mages sometimes. We can make it a goal. It's no trouble, I'll be sure to be top of my game at nappy changing by then! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private dragonspooker 2016-06-15 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan. If I see your house on the news in some kind of magical destruction, I'll shoot you a congratulatory text. Worse case scenario, hand her to Hawke so she can leak all over him instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private rivaini 2016-06-15 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	It's very possible! I'll be sure to do the same, with a round of applause. I plan to do that, and take photos of the look on his face. Priceless. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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