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Tweak says, "seven days............"

ιѕαвєℓα (rivaini) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-15 09:21:00

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alistair theirin, garrett hawke, isabela, kitiara uth matar, lina inverse, nico robin, raistlin majere

Oh, Andraste's sagging arse, I'm quite over the likes of Thedas. I suppose it was good that I was warned my lover would volunteer to stay behind in the Fade in some act of heroism or some shit like that. Because otherwise, waking up to find the letter from his best friend regarding his death there on the nightstand would be a really bad fucking surprise.

I need a few of Dorian's sparkly balls to take my mind off this.

But the lighter part of it all is that I got a new outfit? One with actual trousers this time, a very grown-up swashbuckling outfit, complete with gigantic pirate hat. I feel about a thousand years old by the time the Inquisition happens, but I look great and am still stabbing people so I suppose that's also a good thing.

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	maleficar 2016-06-15 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	What about my balls? They'd be just as comforting, you know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rivaini 2016-06-15 03:05 pm UTC (link)
	You've no idea how happy I was to see you there snoring with your comforting balls in the open air this morning. But I could go for some more comfort, related to Champion balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-06-15 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	My Champion balls are yours until you feel better. Many distractions will be headed your way in various forms, don't worry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2016-06-15 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	Sex and alcohol will do, though I wouldn't say no to chocolate something or other? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maleficar 2016-06-15 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Chocolate and something stupidly disgusting, like a teddybear. I'm sorry you dreamed that, love. I don't really know what protocol is with this sort of thing, but I'm sure I went down fighting with your glorious tits and ass in mind. And with hopes that you wouldn't forget to feed Dog. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-06-15 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. What? I mean, congrats on your pants, but rewind on the other thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rivaini 2016-06-15 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	There was a kerfuffle in the Fade, which is this other realm where spirits and demons live, I believe we can also call it a 'mind fuck' - and to make sure everyone else got out, Hawke apparently volunteered to stay behind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-06-15 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, shit. At least you had some kind of warning on what to expect? Not like it makes it any better. We can always try tie him up in any situation that requires a sacrificial lame. If something happened to your husband I'm pretty sure Pete will have mascara running down his face for months. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rivaini 2016-06-15 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	Tie him up and sit on him, or actually, make sure no one's pushed off a cliff so the only solution is to open an asshole to another hell dimension to survive. But oh, no, we're not going to ruin your fellow's mascara. I make a solemn vow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)