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Tweak says, "I'm gettin' the pig!"

ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅs ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴄʀᴜᴇʟ (twili) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-06-10 08:46:00

Entry tags:

baloo, capable, megara, midna, zelda

So my fellow Princess and lifemate is totally the best because look what she got me:

~~[ooc: just pretend that's not a stranger in the pic, k]~~

Isn't he the most precious, ginormous baby?? His name's Link! He's a wolfdog hybrid, from a rescue up in Lake Tahoe. But he looks a lot like the Link in my dreamworld, who appeared as a divine beast meant to help save the Twili kingdom. I basically spent a lot of time riding him and hanging out in his shadow, in imp form, but he's a good kid.

I just wanted to show him off. Nothing new to report, but hey, congrats to all the college people who have finished their exams! Never bothered with the college thing but I'm pretty certified in Arabic now so I'll start volunteering at the Arab Community Center for Economic and Social Services. And to think this time last year I was still on the pole.

Which is actually good exercise, by the way. I've given pole dancing lessons before, highly recommend them.

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	nutmegs 2016-06-10 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Not what I was expecting. Do you turn into a giant spider regularly or was it just a special night? That translates to 'expect a lot of accidental damage,' doesn't it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	Not regularly, sadly. It's not one of the best party tricks for enclosed spaces. If anyone has figured out a way to not cause accidental damage when they get slapped with the wacky superpowers and quirks or whatever, then I want to know their secrets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-06-10 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	If Godzilla rises from the depths of the water, you're our only hope, chica. You know, all this really does explaint he ridiculous amount of bars around here. People don't need to cope with drugs when their reality is already a halluconogenic trip, go to the next best thing that will make you forget things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	Godzilla ain't got shit on me. I'd squash him with one leg. And the thing about it is that only works for a little? So you either have to come back to reality or get a liver transplant. Sadness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-06-10 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	We can say we were filming a movie. My boss wouldn't mind taking the credit. If things get worse, I'll settle for your finest lobotomy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	That's not a bad coverup, actually! A nice switch from the drugs and 'global warming.' Did they start off awful for you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-06-10 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, feel free to put that penny in the suggestion box. They haven't officially started for me, but a godly birdy told me he's seen me in his, wherein I get myself in a shitty predicament for thinking with my vagina. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, right, thinking with the vagina. We're all guilty of it sometimes. The naughty bits often have a mind of their own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-06-10 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	True, except it most cases being guilty of that doesn't involve the selling of your soul to the Underworld. Literally. Ugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, shit, was that what happened? Daaaaaamn, girl. You must have really been nuts about the person. It'll probably smooth itself out though? Somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nutmegs 2016-06-10 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	I couldn't tell you, but I'll let you know the actual details whenever I see it for myself. Dream it. Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	twili 2016-06-10 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Please do! I'll make some popcorn. My new dreams have stopped so I like hearing about other people's. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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