wade (ex_wade410) wrote in valarnet, @ 2016-03-06 23:39:00 |
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Entry tags: | !malfunction, baby firefly, dutch velders, logan howlett (wolverine), wade wilson (deadpool) |
Watching the news makes me think about all the important things I should be out trying to do.
Currently, I'm thinking about how I want to dance like Uma Thurman. I hear dancing is an excellent form of exercise which leads to a longer, more fulfilled life. Mostly I hear it leads to better rhythm which leads to better sex which is simply better all around.
Oh. Right. The news. I'm fucking with you about that. I only turn it on to see what the anchorwoman is using to accessorize with her new breasts today. They are fabulous, by the way, and she is currently the best advertisement for the Catholic church I have ever seen since if it meant I got to look at that crucifix up close and personal? I'd go to Mass every time they said it.