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Tweak says, "54"

ᴡᴇ ᴘɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ, ᴡᴇ (plunder) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2016-02-11 08:18:00

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!malfunction, agent washington, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), morrigan, nico robin, peeta mellark, regina mills (evil queen)

Since my inquiry for baked goods was well answered the last time, I thought I'd try again. I need something sparkly for my Valentine, where does one get...baked goods that are glittery? I assume there is such a thing, yes?

On the dream front, it's been a whole metric tonne of things. Snow queens and spells where we all hated each other and the newly-formed Triumvirate of Evil (that didn't stay a threesome for very long, mind you), and dragons and alternate lives - good god. But in terms of 'gifts,' I also hope someone on this network is a botanist of some kind. I've a sort of strange plant that should be studied and contained ~~it killed my brother~~, since it can be dangerous - well, the thorns are, I should say. Then again, no one should be getting themselves scratched with poisonous thorns ~~unless you're Charming and stupidly manage it somehow~~.

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	regally 2016-02-11 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	As long as it isn't your dick in a box. I wouldn't mind being warned of the inevitable once in awhile. I did dream more, by the way, nothing pleasant. The Dark One's being infuriatingly vague and a fury from the underworld came to collect Robin, and we still have no idea what the hell happened in Camelot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-02-11 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Not even a golden mold of my dick, in a box? Why, what did your paramour do to attract a fury? Really not looking forward to Camelot. At all. I've the worst feeling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

regally
2016-02-11 04:19 pm UTC (link)

It wouldn't even be big enough to use as a paperweight, dear.

I...don't know, honestly. I thought Emma had summoned it to get back at us for whatever we supposedly did to her in the six weeks we don't even recall, but apparently I didn't pay a price and it came to collect one. I offered myself in exchange, then with the combined powers of the Charmings and a dwarf, we made the fury explode.

Now I'm tasked to protect the damn town from Emma, which...isn't a role I ever thought I would be in. And even with the confidence I'm convinced I'd make a shitty savior. I can't stand most of the citizens to begin with anyway.

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	plunder 2016-02-11 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Lucky for you I am immune to your crude accusations by now. The combined powers of the Charming's and a dwarf. You're lucky the fury didn't kill you all. Well, I'd say we're all doomed, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-02-11 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I've got plenty of crude accusations for you. I'll list them over mimosas Sunday. It enforces the tacky notion of 'if good people work together and really believe in themselves, miracles happen' crap fairytales are made of. I could vomit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-02-11 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Delightful. I'm looking forward to it. Either way, it's still sort of...inspiring. Gives hope for us villains to turn our lives around, hm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-02-11 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I can turn my life around without having to step in these big shoes, is the thing. But we'll see. Having loved ones is a good motivator when it comes to trying to make sure it all doesn't go to hell. ~~And Henry looks so heartbroken every time I see him in the dreams--~~ You're not doing too awful yourself, except when we fight on a constant basis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-02-11 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	We're never going to get along there, I don't think. Well. At least not in a flowers and rainbows way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2016-02-11 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Flowers and rainbows tend to be overrated anyway - we'll have our crude accusations and scaring people at deli's here. That tends to be much more entertaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	plunder 2016-02-11 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	Aye, we'll always have the Mexican deli, my queen. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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