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Tweak says, "Give em' hell kid!"

ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ (wisdoms) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-09-27 11:08:00

Entry tags:

garrus vakarian, lina inverse, ororo munroe (storm), pete wisdom

Obliterating Dracula's army was easier than being a woman, for fuck's sakes. I don't know how you lot deal with all this bullshit without setting creepy, grabby people on fire daily. There is no such thing as an 'accidental' touch, alright. Leave my tits and arse alone.

I also hope the OC's latest attempt at humour fucks off before my girlfriend has to take me to see her parents as a woman. Slightly awkward.

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	wisdoms 2015-09-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	That's a good thing, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	We'll do beer and pedis in place of trendy Starbucks drinks so you won't have a fit. First you gotta come join on the couch, though. I'll try and not take my boob envy out on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't understand why you dislike your breasts so much. I rather enjoy them and I want to kill all these people who gave you low breast self-esteem. But I'll come to the couch, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently I was famously known as Little Tits, remember? But that's so sweet of you. I think most of them are dead. Except for Naga. Awww, good. I'll show you what it's like to be motorboated too. That's one experience I haven't given you yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	You're a tiny person, Red, it would look ridiculous if you had beach balls for breasts. You're perfectly proportioned. I might laugh, don't take offence or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Welp, your opinion's really the only one that matters anyway, so... And don't worry, I'll laugh harder than you would because I never thought I'd ever be motorboating your jugs. We're taking selfies before this wears off. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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