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ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ (wisdoms) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-09-27 11:08:00

Entry tags:

garrus vakarian, lina inverse, ororo munroe (storm), pete wisdom

Obliterating Dracula's army was easier than being a woman, for fuck's sakes. I don't know how you lot deal with all this bullshit without setting creepy, grabby people on fire daily. There is no such thing as an 'accidental' touch, alright. Leave my tits and arse alone.

I also hope the OC's latest attempt at humour fucks off before my girlfriend has to take me to see her parents as a woman. Slightly awkward.

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	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Really? That's what makes it difficult? Experience the sore tits and monthly body aches and come back to me, babe. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	I get it, your periods are awful. I've only been a woman for three days, cut me some slack. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Three days of nice tits. Your life is so hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	If it makes you feel better to focus on that, then by all means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	On second thought, my parents would be enthralled to meet my girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Before or after they shit themselves about how you're somehow alive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	This trip is gonna be one hot mess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	calibrations 2015-09-27 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Because unfortunately not everyone has the ability to set things on fire with a snap of their fingers. No one likes a bragger, Wisdom. I'm personally done with this bra bullshit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	I was merely making an observation. Do you honestly think I set them on fire for real? That too. But I suppose it's better than sagging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-09-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	It wouldn't surprise me, no. I let Cindy get near my face with a lash curler and mascara. Looks like a caterpillar on a stick dipped in ink. Makeup is some serious hard work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	I'm supposed to be the one bailing Lina out of jail, she doesn't need to do it for me. It does, doesn't it? The lash curler looks like a torture device. I'm convinced that it is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	calibrations 2015-09-27 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	I look forward to the day where both of you are jailed. I guess, if you get creative enough with it. I've been educated enough, OC, I want my dick back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You would, you manky git. I love women, they're fantastic creatures and it's completely unfair that society is still living in the dark ages when it comes to equal pay wages and such, but I probably wasn't meant to be one. I'm living a lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	the_impaler 2015-09-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Dream thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-09-28 03:12 am UTC (link)
	It does not sound like a very amusing dream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-28 03:21 am UTC (link)
	It involved fake enchanted remains and essentially tricking him to sending forces in to the UK to be destroyed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_impaler 2015-09-28 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I do not think he would be so easily tricked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-28 03:25 am UTC (link)
	He wasn't, he was quite manipulative. I was just more so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	windrider 2015-09-28 03:57 am UTC (link)
	This is... relatively normal for the OC, Wisdom? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-28 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	Relatively, yes. It's supposed to be 'amusing' or some such, I really don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windrider 2015-09-28 12:21 pm UTC (link)
	I fail to see the humor in being transformed against one's will. My apologies for your plight, Wisdom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-28 12:56 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be alright, I've just got to grin and bear it for a bit. Luckily you weren't affected. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	windrider 2015-09-28 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	Indeed, I have been escaping unscathed from most curiosities that have occurred here. How strange that such an affliction could cause one to transform genders! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-28 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's quite an odd place, but that's apparent. Have you started dreaming yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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