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Tweak says, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.!!"

ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ (wisdoms) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-09-27 11:08:00

Entry tags:

garrus vakarian, lina inverse, ororo munroe (storm), pete wisdom

Obliterating Dracula's army was easier than being a woman, for fuck's sakes. I don't know how you lot deal with all this bullshit without setting creepy, grabby people on fire daily. There is no such thing as an 'accidental' touch, alright. Leave my tits and arse alone.

I also hope the OC's latest attempt at humour fucks off before my girlfriend has to take me to see her parents as a woman. Slightly awkward.

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	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	If it makes you feel better to focus on that, then by all means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	On second thought, my parents would be enthralled to meet my girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Before or after they shit themselves about how you're somehow alive? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	This trip is gonna be one hot mess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	It'll be fine. Don't stress so much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	~~dfkldfdsjkjkdfs~~ THIS IS NOT ME STRESSING OUT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	It's you doing something. Seems like stressing out to me. We should go to the spa before we leave, while I'm still a woman. We can get our nails done together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm just tired. And cranky. None of it being your fault, but thanks for letting me capslock at you and for suggesting a pretty good idea while I'm in massive bitch mode. ~~what the everloving crap is it with this month--~~ Anyway, we can always push the trip a couple days ahead if this crap interferes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't take it personally, love. Hopefully it'll be alright, but at least we're driving so no plane tickets to cancel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Don't ever. You're too pretty in both genders to hate. Yeah, we learned that last time. You get all the funny little OC hiccups, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	How flattering of you to say, Red. Unfortunately so. It likes to poke the grumpy British bear, apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Every time we plan a trip, too. It'll be over soon though, you'll be back to your manly English musk in no time. With your nails done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, yes. With my nails done, that'll be a new experience for me. I should get my toes done too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	You're taking this waaaay too well, and you're probably gonna like it enough to come get your toes done with me on a regular basis. Because they sit you on a massage chair and basically make love to your feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, now that does sound delightful. I'm confident enough in my masculinity to enjoy it once or twice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Dates with you are just going to get ten times cuter now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	That's a good thing, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	We'll do beer and pedis in place of trendy Starbucks drinks so you won't have a fit. First you gotta come join on the couch, though. I'll try and not take my boob envy out on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	I don't understand why you dislike your breasts so much. I rather enjoy them and I want to kill all these people who gave you low breast self-esteem. But I'll come to the couch, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently I was famously known as Little Tits, remember? But that's so sweet of you. I think most of them are dead. Except for Naga. Awww, good. I'll show you what it's like to be motorboated too. That's one experience I haven't given you yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-27 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	You're a tiny person, Red, it would look ridiculous if you had beach balls for breasts. You're perfectly proportioned. I might laugh, don't take offence or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-27 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Welp, your opinion's really the only one that matters anyway, so... And don't worry, I'll laugh harder than you would because I never thought I'd ever be motorboating your jugs. We're taking selfies before this wears off. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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