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j. нarĸer, eѕqυιre (businesslike) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-09-26 07:57:00

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jonathan harker, zelda

In honor of astronaut Scott Kelly's year-long mission in space, of which the anniversary just passed, NASA so kindly reminded us that he will not only run approximately 648 miles on a space treadmill and will witness 11,000 sunsets, but also that his waste will be jettisoned and burn up in the atmosphere, thus resembling shooting stars.

This is also relevant because I am still a woman and while men's restrooms resemble one of the lower rungs of Hell, I don't understand how ladies restrooms are so messy. Who do I blame? Squatters? Enlighten me, Valar.

So the biker gang not only has my sock, but also a pair of glittery shoes. I'm about 83% certain that they were the same pair of glittery shoes a homeless man on TV was wearing which, combined with a few other factors, leads me to believe that seeing the same pair of glittery shoes in multiple locations was a glitch in the Matrix.

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	Zelarker herlullaby 2015-09-26 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I've not a clue, but it'll work. Everything's overpriced, but you might be able to work your feminine wiles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker businesslike 2015-09-26 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're a very distinguished gentleman, Zellie. I'll do my best, going for a 'look, but don't touch' vibe. Touching means I'll break wrists or noses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker herlullaby 2015-09-26 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'd be honored to explore my masculine expectations and punch someone for you if you'd so graciously allow it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker businesslike 2015-09-26 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I would be so honored if you would! May as well. I take it as not a slight against my ability to take care of myself and be a strong independent woman, but merely something friends do for each other in these situations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker herlullaby 2015-09-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Besties. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker businesslike 2015-09-26 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Always, of course. Even if I...change. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker herlullaby 2015-09-26 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	No matter what happens, you'll still have me for whatever you need. But the future is fluid, right? It's not a definite end game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker businesslike 2015-09-26 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't dreamed any further. I consider that a positive, but the story's obviously not over. And you're right. Though sometimes, we try so hard to change our future, we don't see it creeping up on us anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker herlullaby 2015-09-26 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I think it goes to show that even if we have an idea of what's to come, we can never fully prepare for it. Not really. Otherwise living here would be too easy, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zelarker businesslike 2015-09-26 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose we can't. Lack of control, somewhat. No one likes admitting that. Living here certainly isn't easy. But it makes sense, why we all stay. Having you with me is just one example. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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