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Charlie Pace (l_a_t_e) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-07-31 13:12:00

Entry tags:

charlie pace, mia dearden (speedy), obi-wan kenobi, roland deschain, varric tethras

Okay so we know all about the dangers of assuming a woman is pregnant when she isn't. In fact, it's best not to ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that very moment.

But no one ever warned me about the equal danger of knowing a woman is pregnant and pointing said fact out to the brother-in-law of the woman in question. Apparently, it's especially bad when the woman is your boss, and the brother-in-law turns out to be the father, and the husband hasn't got a clue.

So, I lost my job today.

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	speediest 2012-07-31 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Were you working as a character in a soap opera? I think I only followed about half of that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe that should be my next job. Apparently there was some infidelity going on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2012-07-31 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well that's hardly your fault. I mean, probably. Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Haha! No, it's not my fault. Except that I'm too chatty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2012-07-31 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Sucks that they fired you. Sounds like your boss was kinda an asshole, though, so maybe you'll find something better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	taleweaver 2012-07-31 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	I've written less fiction less convaluting. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Truth is strange, man ~~And unfortunate. Seeing as I'm screwed.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	taleweaver 2012-07-31 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	I might have to steal this for a story. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	obi1 2012-07-31 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	I thought this was just another of your weird fetish posts, but then I read on. Sorry to hear. How are you at lifting heavy objects and working with sharp things? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you about to offer me a job?~~ I've worked a few construction gigs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	obi1 2012-07-31 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	You want a temporary job working for me on this house I'm fixing up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	That's awesome! Sure! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	obi1 2012-07-31 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	Can't pay medical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-07-31 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	As if I was getting it already (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lostforyears 2012-07-31 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a shitty person, I was laughing until I got to the last sentence. Wish I could offer you a new one! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-08-01 01:05 pm UTC (link)
	Well, as you can see ^^ it's sort of getting worked out. At least temporarily. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chassit 2012-08-01 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Good Lord. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-08-01 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	That might be the strongest reaction I've ever gotten from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chassit 2012-08-01 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	Do you know what you're going to do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-08-01 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I have a temporary gig with the guy a few posts above. That should keep from male prostitution for at least a few weeks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chassit 2012-08-03 07:28 am UTC (link)
	...Right. You're joking. I have to remember that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	l_a_t_e 2012-08-03 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I can only hope (Reply to this) (Parent)