InsaneJournal

So lotsa dreaming again. Had the same dream about being tossed in the slammer with that Starlord guy, Rocket and Gamora. That was fun. Well, for me. Seems Rocket and I have been in prison more than once and know how to rule the place right away. Helps being a tree alien that can shove roots up a guy's nose to prove a point.

Busting out was the new dream and was actually pretty wild. Rocket went on and on about some bull elaborate plan, and I just walked away and was all "screw it, I'm removing the battery from that box over there and we'll play it by ear. Rocket'll think of something." And then suddenly it was chaos and Rocket was all up on my shoulder shooting a gun bigger than him and then we're scrambling up (well okay I was growing myself taller on purpose and they were scrambling up ME) to the control room and I can't even explain how Rocket pulled it off for us to get outta there but he did.

Also I think he asked Quill to steal that guy's prosthetic leg just for giggles. Nutjob.

But seriously, don't mess with that raccoon.