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Tweak says, "I need a girlfriend"

Groot thinks 12% is better than 11% (i_am_groot_) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-06-04 00:42:00

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finn mertins, groot, james

So lotsa dreaming again. Had the same dream about being tossed in the slammer with that Starlord guy, Rocket and Gamora. That was fun. Well, for me. Seems Rocket and I have been in prison more than once and know how to rule the place right away. Helps being a tree alien that can shove roots up a guy's nose to prove a point.

Busting out was the new dream and was actually pretty wild. Rocket went on and on about some bull elaborate plan, and I just walked away and was all "screw it, I'm removing the battery from that box over there and we'll play it by ear. Rocket'll think of something." And then suddenly it was chaos and Rocket was all up on my shoulder shooting a gun bigger than him and then we're scrambling up (well okay I was growing myself taller on purpose and they were scrambling up ME) to the control room and I can't even explain how Rocket pulled it off for us to get outta there but he did.

Also I think he asked Quill to steal that guy's prosthetic leg just for giggles. Nutjob.

But seriously, don't mess with that raccoon.

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	finnthhuman 2015-06-04 07:21 am UTC (link)
	That sounds crazy as shit. What's it like being a tree alien in your dreams? (Reply to this) (Thread)

i_am_groot_
2015-06-04 03:07 pm UTC (link)

It is crazy as shit! I swear it's like living a movie or something.

It's got its advantages. I can control parts of me so I can grow vines into protective shields or extend my fingers to tangle or grab people and things. Or grow crazy tall. It's like reflexes. I got turned into my dream self here a few months back. Only problems are 1) no clothes 2) no one but Rocket can understand what the hell I'm sayin'. It all comes out as "I am Groot." to everyone else.

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	bluejames 2015-06-04 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds pretty awesome! I have crazy dreams too. The raccoon would fit right in. Are you actually an alien tree? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	i_am_groot_ 2015-06-05 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? You dream of talking animals too? I guess technically yeah. I mean not right now of course but in my dreams yeah and I got turned into my dream self back in December for like a week or so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluejames 2015-06-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I do. I train Pokemon. My sidekick is my best friend, and the other is a talking cat. He can talk too, believe that. Wow. What happens if you turn into that here, for real. A lot of people are turning into vampires and things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_am_groot_ 2015-06-13 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	What's a Pokemon? Heh, then your talking cat and my BFF talking raccoon would have plenty to talk about. I hope not. Those two weeks in December were enough for me! Plus my poor girlfriend, I'd never be able to communicate with her again. Everything I say would come out as "I Am Groot". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluejames 2015-06-18 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Little creatures with special talents. Most can only say their names, but our Meowth has a full vocabulary, He can be a bit of a brat, but he's our sidekick. That might be hard on the whole issue of communication. I guess body language still works? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_am_groot_ 2015-06-26 04:40 am UTC (link)
	You've got a cat, I've got a Raccoon. Seems legit. So what do these creatures with skills do? Yeah, we got by with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bluejames 2015-06-29 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	We should get them together if they ever show up here. I think that must be caught on video if it happens. They battle each other, kind of like a competition. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_am_groot_ 2015-06-30 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	We should, sounds like it'll be hilarious. Though I should warn you, the raccoon loves weapons. Especially giant space guns the size of himself. So if your cat decides to challenge him, there might be problems lol (Reply to this) (Parent)