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Tweak says, "Argh! Sodding chip!"

тнε υηεvιℓ qυεεη (regally) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-01-29 20:06:00

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caroline forbes, cassandra cain (blackbat), hans westergaard, naga the white serpent, neal cassidy (baelfire), regina mills (evil queen)

So thanks to last night's little incident, I suppose I'll make some kind of 'magical public announcement,' though healing isn't really my expertise. (And Severus, this might be more up your alley, to be honest.)

Should anyone, for whatever reason, get shot, run over, stabbed, and whatever other bodily injury is going around these parts thanks to the area's infestation of illegal activity, there are people who can help speed up the healing process in unconventional ways.

So if anyone with the ability to wants to provide their services, make yourselves known in case.

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	regally 2015-01-30 02:25 am UTC (link)
	You're concerned over beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:26 am UTC (link)
	It'd be like if you got run over while you were drinking wine! The red wine. The kind not from a box. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:31 am UTC (link)
	I'd be rightfully upset, but my first line of thought would be more 'I'm going to choke someone' and not 'let me go through the trouble of uncorking this bottle so I can drink while gravely injured.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, I never said Garrus and me were sane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Let's not forget the obvious drinking problem you two apparently have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Are you honestly surprised? I mean, look where we are. Look at our lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Orange County: the place where shit keeps rolling downhill, endlessly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Into a fiery inferno. Well, you know, I'm going to take tomorrow off to rest up. I figure a full 24 hours sleep might be good for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
	And you might want to get checked by an actual medical professional, just in case. You really can't win this month, can you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Do I have to? If Garrus isn't, neither am I! Usually never can, but this month it just seems like even more so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Um, Garrus didn't have broken bones, Neal. Lay low for awhile. You'll give my motherly heart a panic attack and quite frankly, I'm about to give your grown ass a curfew too, if you keep this up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
	He might have had internal bleeding. His spleen might have exploded. Laying low does seem to be the best plan all around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Then I'm sure he's somewhere dead. You've got my condolences. Yet something tells me you'll listen to my advice for a day. How wrong am I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:29 am UTC (link)
	NOOOOOOO I will until Monday. Then I gotta get up. But Monday is perfectly legit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Henry gets the 'stubborn adventurous' bit from you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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