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тнε υηεvιℓ qυεεη (regally) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2015-01-29 20:06:00

Entry tags:

caroline forbes, cassandra cain (blackbat), hans westergaard, naga the white serpent, neal cassidy (baelfire), regina mills (evil queen)

So thanks to last night's little incident, I suppose I'll make some kind of 'magical public announcement,' though healing isn't really my expertise. (And Severus, this might be more up your alley, to be honest.)

Should anyone, for whatever reason, get shot, run over, stabbed, and whatever other bodily injury is going around these parts thanks to the area's infestation of illegal activity, there are people who can help speed up the healing process in unconventional ways.

So if anyone with the ability to wants to provide their services, make yourselves known in case.

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	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:22 am UTC (link)
	All of the above for me. I can vouch for the effectiveness of these unconventional healing methods. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Our unintentional guinea pig, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I just wanted some beer. Why do you hate me, Orange County. Wonder if it's still in the parking lot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:25 am UTC (link)
	You're concerned over beer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:26 am UTC (link)
	It'd be like if you got run over while you were drinking wine! The red wine. The kind not from a box. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:31 am UTC (link)
	I'd be rightfully upset, but my first line of thought would be more 'I'm going to choke someone' and not 'let me go through the trouble of uncorking this bottle so I can drink while gravely injured.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, I never said Garrus and me were sane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Let's not forget the obvious drinking problem you two apparently have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:42 am UTC (link)
	Are you honestly surprised? I mean, look where we are. Look at our lives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Orange County: the place where shit keeps rolling downhill, endlessly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Into a fiery inferno. Well, you know, I'm going to take tomorrow off to rest up. I figure a full 24 hours sleep might be good for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
	And you might want to get checked by an actual medical professional, just in case. You really can't win this month, can you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Do I have to? If Garrus isn't, neither am I! Usually never can, but this month it just seems like even more so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Um, Garrus didn't have broken bones, Neal. Lay low for awhile. You'll give my motherly heart a panic attack and quite frankly, I'm about to give your grown ass a curfew too, if you keep this up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
	He might have had internal bleeding. His spleen might have exploded. Laying low does seem to be the best plan all around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Then I'm sure he's somewhere dead. You've got my condolences. Yet something tells me you'll listen to my advice for a day. How wrong am I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	baelfiery 2015-01-30 03:29 am UTC (link)
	NOOOOOOO I will until Monday. Then I gotta get up. But Monday is perfectly legit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Henry gets the 'stubborn adventurous' bit from you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 02:22 am UTC (link)
	This place is legitimately insane. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Don't pout, now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm simply stating the obvious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:29 am UTC (link)
	And yet we still live here. That's insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 02:34 am UTC (link)
	You have a point. I'm more than slightly disturbed now. Don't overwork yourself or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:40 am UTC (link)
	There's no excuse for it aside from a) masochism and b) morbid, morbid curiosity. I've got no plans to. I did a favor for a friend, but there's other people better at this kind of thing than I am that can offer their skills. My house was a headquarters for an exorcism; I'm not converting into a charity hospital. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 02:44 am UTC (link)
	My dreams are all finished, so I guess my own morbid curiosity comes from seeing how much worse it could possibly get here. Good. I already have enough people stealing my post-it note containers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 02:48 am UTC (link)
	I've been more than ready to hop off the crazy dream train. Dealing with Peter Pan and ~~my sister~~ the Wicked Witch gave me a migraine that'll last forever. I'm also now a 'hero,' but I'd rather put rotten bologna in my mouth at this rate. No more traffic, aside from the usual. Took me days to clean the place up; should have just hired a professional. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 02:53 am UTC (link)
	That's because your dreams are like a cheap soap opera. Rotten bologna over heroism, sounds about right. I'll even leave my socks out of the couch cushion for a few days to make it seem like it's still clean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Well, the only thing good about that was Henry. I think he'll be the only reason why I'll stick around for the dreams. Guess it's motherly instinct to want to see how things turn out, for him. I will skin you alive and dip you in vinegar. Don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Motherly instinct is understandable. I hear it's supposed to be pretty powerful. That's really sweet of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:23 am UTC (link)
	A complicated sort of powerful, yes. I don't think anything about me there could have even been redeemed, without him. ~~I've never met him, but I miss him--~~ I try, thank you. Please tell me you're keeping safe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mirrored 2015-01-30 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Because he believed in you? Keeping safe. Nothing disastrous on my end, so that's something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Well, as cliche as that sounds, yes. Exactly that. Being a mother is what saved the Queen, in the end. It's a good something. Still prefer you without bullet holes, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	white_serpent 2015-01-30 03:38 am UTC (link)
	...magic? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	white_serpent 2015-01-30 04:14 am UTC (link)
	How preposterous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 04:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you'll say otherwise in a couple of weeks, darling. Don't toss it out the window just yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	white_serpent 2015-01-30 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Just cause I've dreamed about magic doesn't mean anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	regally 2015-01-30 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	It'll likely mean quite a bit, darling. I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun there. Just keep swimming in your comfortable waters of denial and don't drown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	white_serpent 2015-01-31 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Good thing I know how to swim! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Regina miss_mystic 2015-01-30 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	What happened last night? I feel kind of guilty for not offering up my blood. But I don't really like advertising what I am. I doubt you want people coming to you for help all the time but maybe I could give you some of my blood? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Caroline

regally
2015-01-30 08:58 pm UTC (link)

Two people got run over. I had to pick them up and tend to their wounds, with the magic kind of method. Which, as stated, is not my expertise, but I can make due.

That's...not a terrible idea, if you're willing to volunteer yourself as a magical healing blood bag. It certainly helped Hans - I paid him a visit with food, and it was as if he wasn't injured at all.

But you should probably tell me if your blood comes with a warning label.

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	Regina miss_mystic 2015-01-30 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	At least you were able to help. Are they okay? That was my first time healing someone. Well sort of. First time with a life threatening injury at least. Thank god it worked. Uh well as long as no one like dies with my blood in their system they should be fine. In my dreams if you die with vampire blood in your system you turn into a vampire. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	littleshiva 2015-01-31 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Too bad you weren't around when I busted my shoulder awhile back. Would have been nice to have a speedy recovery instead of spending months in a sling. (Reply to this)