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This morning at work one of the guys who works with my some days started going off on really, really bad surf jokes, I thought I should share them...


Surfing Wisdom
Give a man a surfboard, and you've distracted him for a day.

Teach a man to surf, and you can't get him to work If you think it's hard to meet new people, try taking off on the wrong wave.

Golf: For people who don't know how to surf. The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.

Q: Why is surfing like sex?
A: When it's good, it's really, really good. And when it's bad.....it's still pretty good.

Q: Why does a blonde throw water on her keyboard?
A: To surf the internet

Q: Why are surfer's generally more cheerful and relaxed then most others?
A: They are the only grownups who get to pee in their cloths on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless


Q: What do you call a Samoan surfing the outside break at Pipeline on a five-foot day?
A: Tufa Out.

Q: What is the most popular sport following a Tsunami?
A: Body Surfing!

Q: What detergent do surfers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide!

Q: How do people surfing say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!


There were more, but I can't remember all of them. I know they're horrible.