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ѕtefαη ѕαℓναtσre is dad of the year. (huntpreykill) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2014-06-22 10:12:00

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damon salvatore, joshua nolan, lexi branson, loras tyrell, stefan salvatore, tatia petrova

What did I learn last night? Taking care of three drunk men is pretty much like babysitting toddlers. Which is a challenge when you're not really that sober.

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	greenerfields 2014-06-22 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	A very good analogy, that one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-22 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	There's really no difference between the two. It's amazing what alcohol does to people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greenerfields 2014-06-23 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't it just? Amazingly annoying even. I'm still not sure what the appeal is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-27 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Me either. All I know is I've done more than a few stupid things under the influence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greenerfields 2014-07-01 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	At least you know they were stupid. Some people don't even care. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	no_lan 2014-06-22 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	In my experience it's more like trying to get three ferrets to sit quietly in separate seats in a car. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-22 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have a two-year-old, so I guess the toddler thing related a bit more closely to me. But ferrets work too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-22 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	You laughed when we were singing - I don't even remember - some song in the back. Yes, vampires can be hung over, in case you were wondering. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-22 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty sure it was Don't Stop Believin'. It was bad. Don't quit your job. And now it's Elena's birthday, so have fun. I know you said one of your birthday presents for her was what you had in your pants, or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-22 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	NOOOO - Not Journey - What have I become? Yep. If I don't slice my hand off with kitchen knives, this should be fine. You know, vampire insta-healing doesn't work on hangovers. What the fuck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-27 01:55 am UTC (link)
	You're about to become a husband. Maybe you could just reattach it. You drank a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	flipstheswitch 2014-06-27 03:22 am UTC (link)
	But still - JOURNEY? You are the 80's throwback. I do heal quickly. I don't think I want to test removing something though. My tolerance has quadrupled, but I can still get drunk. I was doing it in the name of science. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-27 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Would you rather it have been Backstreet Boys? Please don't. I don't want to be involved with a stupid idea like that. Sure. Science. At least you can't die from alcohol poisoning like the rest of us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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flipstheswitch, 2014-06-29 05:20 pm UTC

	bubbly_vamp 2014-06-22 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Awww you ended up being the designated dad? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-22 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	I had to step up when Damon took the bottle of bourbon from the bartender and just kept going. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-22 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Did everyone get home safe? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-27 01:56 am UTC (link)
	There were no causalities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-27 04:04 am UTC (link)
	That's good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntpreykill 2014-06-27 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Did Kol return in good condition? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ogpetrova 2014-06-30 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Yes, he did. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theoriginaljerk 2014-06-22 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	You laughed when I hugged you and sang "And IIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOU" (Reply to this) (Thread)