ℓιηα (ιηνєяѕє) ωιѕ∂σм (dragonspooker) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-06-01 22:26:00 |
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Entry tags: | grace o'malley, grantaire, gwen stacy (ghost spider), hal yorke, ianto jones, lilo pelekai, lina inverse, pete wisdom, simon lewis, tatia petrova |
So of course, I'm the idiot that accepts a shitty apartment without a functional heater because, really, who needs a goddamn functional heater in California in June. Life, I have some beef with you. Some HARD beef with you.
I'm still pissed about my turkey leg too.
Pipes are frozen. No water's coming out. SO. My landlord can suck it while I stuff my trashcan with old newspapers and make a bonfire in my living room. And I'm cooking bacon on it.
'Least the weather is making my liquor frosty. My icecream too.
I may die tonight from liquor poisoning or high cholesterol. Better than freezing. Ugh.