Damon Salvatore is complicated. (flipstheswitch) wrote in valarnet, @ 2014-05-27 07:59:00 |
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Entry tags: | bran stark, damon salvatore, john mitchell, kitty pryde (shadowcat), lexi branson, sage [tvd], stefan salvatore |
Fuck, no. This cannot happen. Seriously. Fuck the OC practical jokes.
I have finals and no time to be my own sub. I also have a hot fiancé in my bed and this does not do it for me. Not at all, so fuck this. I like tits, I don't want them. Let's get that clear. I was not looking forward to waking up missing vital body parts.