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Aphrodite ([info]aphrodiseum) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2014-01-07 22:27:00

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Entry tags:aphrodite, christian grey, david nolan (prince charming), irina derevko, killian jones (captain hook), neal cassidy (baelfire), rapunzel, regina mills (evil queen)







Is this actually what TLC is doing now?

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[info]knightinflannel
2014-01-08 05:58 am UTC (link)
Wow. Anything for ratings, huh?

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 06:01 am UTC (link)
Check out the slipping production values too. They just don't care anymore.

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[info]knightinflannel
2014-01-08 06:03 am UTC (link)
Do you remember when it used to be The Learning Channel? And they tried to do the whole focus on family values and everything?

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 06:14 am UTC (link)
No, actually, it was that long ago.

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[info]knightinflannel
2014-01-08 06:21 am UTC (link)
Well, clearly the family values thing just wasn't quite working out for them.

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(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]knightinflannel, 2014-01-08 06:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]knightinflannel, 2014-01-08 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]knightinflannel, 2014-01-10 02:45 am UTC

[info]blackhearted
2014-01-08 07:00 am UTC (link)
Insert joke about one of my exes getting on the telly here.

Really, a three hour orgasm doesn't sound so bad, really.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 07:15 am UTC (link)
Tsk tsk.

After about five or six minutes you start to think 'okay, this is nice, but there are other things I need to get done'. The multiple is better, the ups and downs are more fun.

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[info]blackhearted
2014-01-08 07:22 am UTC (link)
Well now there I certainly agree. Nonstop couldn't be as fun as multiple orgasms. Especially considering getting to orgasm is the best part.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 07:25 am UTC (link)
Given that it's a real one, of course.

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[info]blackhearted
2014-01-08 07:33 am UTC (link)
Insinuating I wouldn't know the difference? Now that's just cruel.

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(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenliest, 2014-01-08 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenliest, 2014-01-08 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 04:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenliest, 2014-01-08 04:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenliest, 2014-01-08 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackhearted, 2014-01-08 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenliest, 2014-01-08 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:15 pm UTC

[info]unburning
2014-01-08 07:01 am UTC (link)
Um ... wow.

That doesn't seem very fun?

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 07:16 am UTC (link)
It sounds painful.

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[info]unburning
2014-01-08 07:23 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm not sure I'd sign up for one that lasts for three hours.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 07:27 am UTC (link)
Bigger doesn't always mean better, that's a very important thing to always keep in mind.

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[info]unburning
2014-01-08 07:34 am UTC (link)
Considering the subject matter, that sounds kind of dirty.

But I'll keep it in mind!

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(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 07:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]unburning, 2014-01-08 06:28 pm UTC

[info]derevko
2014-01-08 07:53 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I can't help but think, especially as so many women aren't sure if they've ever had one, that this wasn't actually a three hour long orgasm.

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[info]heartsnflowers
2014-01-08 08:00 am UTC (link)
I'd probably have just told her to stop faking and left the room.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Well aren't you just 'Mr. Considerate Lover of the Year'.

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[info]heartsnflowers
2014-01-08 06:26 pm UTC (link)
I think I'm being fair. I'm usually rather good at getting women where they want to be, but I'm not capable of giving a woman a three hour orgasm.

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 06:35 pm UTC (link)
No, you're not. If you leave a woman while she's experiencing something that results in a hospital visit and dismiss it as faking then you're just a dick.

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(no subject) - [info]heartsnflowers, 2014-01-08 07:32 pm UTC

[info]baelfiery
2014-01-08 01:38 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, I mean, don't you run out of stuff to say during that three hour time? Like, "I'm coming...I'm coming...I'm still coming...yeah..."

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I know I'm not much of a conversationalist when I'm having one, but there's no way I would be coordinated enough to hop up and down like that in the middle of one. I smell bullshit.

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[info]baelfiery
2014-01-08 05:31 pm UTC (link)
Actual conversation during sex, in general, is usually not possible. Or it shouldn't be. I wonder if this lady was like, "Hey TLC, I'm having a three hour orgasm, wanna film me?"

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[info]aphrodiseum
2014-01-08 05:36 pm UTC (link)
That depends on your definition of actual conversation. I think that's how all TLC shows get their start.

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(no subject) - [info]baelfiery, 2014-01-08 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]baelfiery, 2014-01-08 05:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]baelfiery, 2014-01-08 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aphrodiseum, 2014-01-08 06:23 pm UTC

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