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Pete Wisdom is saving the world...from itself. ([info]mister_wisdom) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2012-06-15 22:16:00

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Entry tags:alice liddell, bronn, commander tyra shepard, dani moonstar (mirage), gandalf, iroh, jubilation lee (jubilee), kitty pryde (shadowcat), mai, moira mactaggert, neena thurman (domino), pete wisdom, tali'zorah vas normandy, varric tethras, zuko

Tastes like brains.




I'm apparently defending myself with a nicked lawnchair and three pizza boxes. And one rat. If I don't shoot him for gnawing on that pizza box.

Ready. Steady. GO.


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[info]sellsword
2012-06-16 05:28 am UTC (link)
A tire iron. S'pose I can make do.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:35 am UTC (link)
You will survive. A tire iron is a good thing to have to the left of you.

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[info]hasashotgun
2012-06-16 05:31 am UTC (link)
An entire toolbox.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:35 am UTC (link)
What's in it?

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(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 05:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:26 am UTC

[info]shadowcat
2012-06-16 05:41 am UTC (link)
I have a samurai sword and a stapler. Can I trade the stapler for a rifle?

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:43 am UTC (link)
No. The game doesn't work that way. You have a stapler. Dual wield.

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(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 06:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 06:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 06:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:09 am UTC
(several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:17 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:21 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:22 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:24 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:25 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:27 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:31 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:38 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:41 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:56 am UTC
Re: (several minutes later) - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 08:59 am UTC
[Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:01 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 09:03 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:09 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 09:12 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:18 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 09:20 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]shadowcat, 2012-06-16 09:24 am UTC

[info]offinherhead
2012-06-16 05:42 am UTC (link)
A tea set.

But I always carry a butcher knife in my trousers.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:44 am UTC (link)
You're going to get bit with a butcher knife. But the tea set might make for handy projectiles.

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(no subject) - [info]offinherhead, 2012-06-16 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]offinherhead, 2012-06-16 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]offinherhead, 2012-06-16 06:40 am UTC

[info]gandalf
2012-06-16 05:43 am UTC (link)
Mushrooms.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:45 am UTC (link)
Even if you eat them, you're fucked.

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(no subject) - [info]gandalf, 2012-06-16 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gandalf, 2012-06-16 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:20 am UTC

[info]the_commander
2012-06-16 05:43 am UTC (link)
Scissors.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:46 am UTC (link)
as in the sisters girl on girl type or the rock paper game type?

I don't think either will save you.

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(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]offinherhead, 2012-06-16 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:57 am UTC

[info]hasashotgun
2012-06-16 05:51 am UTC (link)
If anyone could survive the zombie apocalypse with a pair of scissors, it'd be you, Shepard.

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(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 07:07 am UTC
[Private] - [info]hasashotgun, 2012-06-16 07:18 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]the_commander, 2012-06-16 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:52 am UTC

[info]taleweaver
2012-06-16 05:44 am UTC (link)
Bianca. (A crossbow).

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:47 am UTC (link)
Ranged. Smashing. If you have a staircase, destroy it, then peck them off from a second story window. If you've got a decent stockpile of food, then you may win at the game.

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(no subject) - [info]taleweaver, 2012-06-16 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 05:59 am UTC
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[info]the_hotness
2012-06-16 05:47 am UTC (link)
Skittles, but I'm a vampire.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:49 am UTC (link)
I owe you.

If you're a vampire then you're already amongst the undead catagory. So you're exempt.

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(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 05:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 06:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_hotness, 2012-06-16 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:13 am UTC

[info]moiramactaggert
2012-06-16 05:48 am UTC (link)
A genetic analyzer and a rack of equipment designed to study viruses. I'm also on the top story of a 10 story building, and have control of all access points.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 05:49 am UTC (link)
You're the devil. I'm drawing the zombie a map, so they can eat you first.

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(no subject) - [info]moiramactaggert, 2012-06-16 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moiramactaggert, 2012-06-16 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moiramactaggert, 2012-06-16 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:23 am UTC

[info]ever_vigilant
2012-06-16 05:57 am UTC (link)
My trusty Desert Eagle.

I'm fucked, pistols are shit against zombies.

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[info]mister_wisdom
2012-06-16 06:04 am UTC (link)
Afraid I'm in the same boat, but I can't exactly go running about with rifles and a cricket bat, can I?

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(no subject) - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:12 am UTC
[ Wisdom ] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 07:31 am UTC
[Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:40 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 08:46 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:51 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 09:03 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:14 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 09:21 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:24 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 09:31 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:35 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 09:36 am UTC
Re: [Private] - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 09:39 am UTC
[Private] - [info]ever_vigilant, 2012-06-16 09:41 am UTC

[info]tea_bender
2012-06-16 05:59 am UTC (link)
It would seem I am meant to fend off the coming zombie apocalypse with a kettle of jasmine tea and some tea cups.

My niece and nephew have always said that I could talk them to death over a cup of tea. Perhaps it works as easily to talk a zombie back... to death?

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(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:07 am UTC
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[info]justtakethebear
2012-06-16 06:03 am UTC (link)
The object to my left is a guy named Zuko.

I don't like my chances.

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(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justtakethebear, 2012-06-16 06:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]myowndestiny, 2012-06-16 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]myowndestiny, 2012-06-16 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justtakethebear, 2012-06-16 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]myowndestiny, 2012-06-16 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justtakethebear, 2012-06-16 07:25 am UTC

[info]ms_moonstar
2012-06-16 06:05 am UTC (link)
It's me and my squirrel Doom against the zombies, I guess.

And a leftover plate of fajitas. But I'd rather eat those than use them as a weapon, you know?

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(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ms_moonstar, 2012-06-16 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ms_moonstar, 2012-06-16 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 08:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ms_moonstar, 2012-06-16 08:42 am UTC
(A while later! The response!) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 10:02 am UTC

[info]airducts
2012-06-16 06:17 am UTC (link)
a wall

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(no subject) - [info]mister_wisdom, 2012-06-16 06:22 am UTC
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