Gemma Masters (![]() ![]() @ 2013-10-21 02:18:00 |
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(ooc: slightly nsfw in comments)
Firstly, Uncle John, avert your eyes.
Secondly, to all the lads I've ever shagged, especially the one that just left my flat:
In the slightly anglicized version of Louis C.K.'s most recent special: If I try to "cuddle" after shagging, it's not because I'm needy. It's because I'm bloody gagging for it! You think it's needy because you've done your business, et cetera, but I have gotten bugger all out of this experience!
It's like the man says. Trust me, when you shag me good and proper? I'll leave you alone.
Oh, just watch the clip. It's all true.