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Tweak says, "Banana and acorns."

Neena Thurman pours drinks, kicks ass. (fallsinplace) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-09-04 18:36:00

Entry tags:

applejack, neena thurman (domino), nina pickering, turin turambar, velma kelly

If you ever decide to rob a convenience store for the first time, be careful about when you do it and who's inside. If you get shot with your own gun do not try to cauterize the wound with a hair curler instead of going to the hospital. A+ for creativity, F for giving yourself second degree burns inside a gunshot wound.

Also, if a crazy man comes at you with a stick and you have a gun, watch your ass because there's a reason he thinks he can take you.

Needless to say these master criminals were caught.

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	fallsinplace 2013-09-05 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Don't get so defensive, that was sincere. I mean, the fun part was sarcastic, but I don't care that you told me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masterofdoom 2013-09-05 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. I can be rather doom and gloom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallsinplace 2013-09-05 01:18 am UTC (link)
	I get it. You've had a shitty life. But if I have an issue I say so, I don't pretend I'm fine and snark at you. ~~But I guess you knew that~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	masterofdoom 2013-09-05 01:28 am UTC (link)
	I appreciate that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fallsinplace 2013-09-05 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Brutal honesty is just one of the many services I offer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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