InsaneJournal

Well, this ain't so difficult. I'm more used to having my hands in cars, but I picked up this old PC and it's running pretty smooth. Magic hands.

I'm Hellboy Bruttenholm, but most call me Red. They assume Hellboy is a joke. I'm a private detective, but more Frank Drebin than Sam Spade right now. I also do some mechanic work, some bodyguard work, and I got about a hundred kids that need re-homing. That sounds freaky. They're cats, it's fine, they're all strays and they just need homes.