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Hellboy 'Red' Bruttenholm (im_fireproof) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-08-25 21:15:00

Entry tags:

atton rand, harry mcglade, hellboy, james moriarty, jennifer walters (she-hulk), lara croft

Well, this ain't so difficult. I'm more used to having my hands in cars, but I picked up this old PC and it's running pretty smooth. Magic hands.

I'm Hellboy Bruttenholm, but most call me Red. They assume Hellboy is a joke. I'm a private detective, but more Frank Drebin than Sam Spade right now. I also do some mechanic work, some bodyguard work, and I got about a hundred kids that need re-homing. That sounds freaky. They're cats, it's fine, they're all strays and they just need homes.

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	willburnyou 2013-08-25 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hellboy. Now that's a name. Also, you shouldn't have any problem finding homes for cats here. Everyone seems to adore them. More than most other places, almost. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-25 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, it's my name. Good. Cats are awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	willburnyou 2013-08-25 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	They certainly have a way about them. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pretty_in_green 2013-08-25 05:54 pm UTC (link)
	I could probably take one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-25 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Cool. My favorites are off-limits, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretty_in_green 2013-08-25 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure that's fine, as long as you point them out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-25 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, so, when you want to come 'round? I ain't working tomorrow. Or the day after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pretty_in_green 2013-08-25 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	How about tomorrow, around noon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-27 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	Sure, see you then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fatalautonomy 2013-08-25 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, fellow dick! Do you have any cats that just sort of lay there? I'd take one if it didn't do much. So, yes, any lazy asshole cats, those are the ones I want. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-25 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I got about eight cats that just lay there. I have to take their freakin' pulse to check that they're alive. And they go to sleep on top of all my appliances. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatalautonomy 2013-08-25 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Can I have one of those guys? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-25 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Have Brando. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fatalautonomy 2013-08-25 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	We were meant for each other, I'm doing the same thing right now. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lara 2013-08-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	So it's not a joke? Your parents are arses. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	im_fireproof 2013-08-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Never knew 'em, so I guess that's fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-08-27 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Hellboy crackingwise 2013-08-26 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Can I take one home on a provisional basis? Got a pissy King Cat here, don't want to agitate them too badly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Private to Hellboy im_fireproof 2013-08-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't wanna upset any of them too much. Y'know, stress 'em out by tossing 'em between homes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Hellboy crackingwise 2013-08-27 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	That makes sense. I'm going to get one anyway, if you don't mind. My dog loves cats - he thinks he is one - and Churchill can just deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)