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Tweak says, "Guess there's a pill for that."

Commander (the_commander) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-03-03 22:52:00

Entry tags:

aveline vallen, commander tyra shepard, isabela, jack

The DMV has it in for me.
Yesterday was difficult. I had to register the Hummer, and while I was there I tried to schedule a motorcycle test. They refused me! Said I'd had too many warnings and demerits. The woman looked terrified, said I had a reputation.

A reputation, at the DMV? Its like they think what happened at the drive-through was my fault! None of them drove across the desert with 7 irritable marines and grunts.

"Shepard Maneuver" my ass.

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	cptnopants 2012-03-04 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Sweetie, I love you and all that, but how do you miss an order sign? Well, How do you NOT miss an order sign right there by driving into it, I guess. I'm giggling in here, Jack is probably rolling her eyes at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 07:40 am UTC (link)
	You tell all the girls you love them. And the guys. Sometimes at the same time. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 07:50 am UTC (link)
	It's never a lie, either. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Do you still have that slut trophy I got you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:04 am UTC (link)
	You mean THIS trophy? inserts picture of a trophy that we'll just say isn't at all work safe and she probably shouldn't even be posting it up on this site or anywhere else Why YES, it's in my shop in fact. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:05 am UTC (link)
	The hell did I meet someone like you again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:20 am UTC (link)
	You expect me to remember that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:22 am UTC (link)
	It might have been the beach. I remember sand in uncomfortable places. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh this is totally relevant to this post, but I DO remember, now, because you were trying to drive while I had my hand down your swimsuit, and we almost ran someone over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:29 am UTC (link)
	I remember now! Come to think of it that was a pretty smooth ride, otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:33 am UTC (link)
	It WAS a smooth ride. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:26 am UTC (link)
	So that's where that fucking thing "came" from. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:27 am UTC (link)
	6 points for the attempt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Not too shabby, I guess, coming from the 5 Star Fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:32 am UTC (link)
	Can you do better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Prove it, sweetie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:43 am UTC (link)
	You asking me to fuck her, or you asking for a test drive yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:45 am UTC (link)
	She's good. I'm better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:46 am UTC (link)
	Oh the hell you ARE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she needs to be the judge of that, Bela. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:48 am UTC (link)
	I'll win, Shepard. You just look out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:49 am UTC (link)
	rofl! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:59 am UTC (link)
	I think we broke her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 09:00 am UTC (link)
	I should probably check on her, make sure she's still functioning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 09:02 am UTC (link)
	You go and do that, and then I'll swing on by for my own inspection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Naughty, Naughty girl. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:30 am UTC (link)
	It's probably come and gone from lots of places, honestly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:35 am UTC (link)
	If you're a good girl, I'll let it come over your place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_commander 2012-03-04 08:36 am UTC (link)
	You're horrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
	You love it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	subject_0 2012-03-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
	O rly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cptnopants 2012-03-04 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Ya RLY (Reply to this) (Parent)

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