The DMV has it in for me.
Yesterday was difficult. I had to register the Hummer, and while I was there I tried to schedule a motorcycle test. They refused me! Said I'd had too many warnings and demerits. The woman looked terrified, said I had a reputation.
A reputation, at the DMV? Its like they think what happened at the drive-through was my fault! None of them drove across the desert with 7 irritable marines and grunts.