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Tweak says, "Geronimo!"

Atton Rand is good at running and drinking. (crackingwise) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-07-22 18:51:00

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Bear Grylls' wife probably deserves some sort of reward for copulating with a man who is basically known for drinking his own urine. I don't think I could make out with someone, knowing that he thought urine was a viable beverage option.

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	perditionfree 2013-07-23 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Well yeah, and not only will urine dehydrate you, but by the time you're desperate enough to try that you're probably not making much due to -drumroll- already being dehydrated! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-07-23 01:07 am UTC (link)
	That's why he just starts chugging it straightaway, which always seemed suspect. Why would you drink the pee before you drink your water? Or look for a fresh water supply? And why do I have to do somersaults randomly? Bear Grylls gives terrible life advice, that's what I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perditionfree 2013-07-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	That's the thing though, there's enough salt in urine that it's not going to help you only hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-07-23 02:50 am UTC (link)
	It does strip paint if you leave it on there long enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perditionfree 2013-07-23 02:51 am UTC (link)
	So does delicious coca-cola, but that won't stop me drinking that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-07-23 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Coke doesn't have urea in it though. Not that I know of. DON'T TELL ME IF I'M WRONG I DON'T WANT TO KNOW (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perditionfree 2013-07-23 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Have some paranoia: http://www.annmariegianni.com/ingredient-watch-list-urea-the-preservative-that-may-release-formaldehyde (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crackingwise 2013-07-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
	NONONONO. That is not a thing I'm going to do. I'm going to pretend that preservatives all contain unicorn sparkles and vitamin C. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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