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Lo isn't impressed. ([info]thedemonlo) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2013-05-10 00:09:00

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Entry tags:caprica six, joshua frohmeyer (scud), lo, miguel, will graham

I seem to have adopted a dog. One of my more idiotic clients - who's been fired, never you worry - decided that it sheds too much, so she told me to have it "put down or something".

Some people's children.


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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:14 am UTC (link)
Well, you got something you always wanted out of the deal.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:22 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, but she's not exactly the sort of dog I'd have picked.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:24 am UTC (link)
Oh?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:29 am UTC (link)
It's little.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:30 am UTC (link)
...That is a ridiculous creature, L.

The ladies'll love you for it.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:32 am UTC (link)
Joy. That's a thing I need.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:35 am UTC (link)
Was just kiddin'. Really.

Didja name it?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:42 am UTC (link)
The name she came with was Floofernutter. I'm not kidding. Floofernutter.

I was thinking something sensible. Lucy, perhaps.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:45 am UTC (link)
Floofernutter? Isn't that a sandwich? With marshmallows?

Lucy? After what?

You mad? I didn't mean it, L.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:50 am UTC (link)
That's a fluffernutter.

Oh, I don't know, I've just always thought that name was cute.

I'm not mad, no. Feeling a bit stupid, maybe, but not mad.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 05:52 am UTC (link)
Oh. I was close.
It is cute. It's a cute name. It's a cute dog.

Stupid why?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:01 am UTC (link)
She is awfully precious.

Letting this stupid ex-client get to me. I hate people being so callous. I also feel silly for being a jealous asshole in my head.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
Seems so.

Deep breaths, all that. Upside - you got a bitty dog, and got rid of someone y'didn't like in the first place.

Are you a jealous asshole in your head? Why?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:09 am UTC (link)
I happen to like you very much. And I don't really know how relationships work.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 06:12 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Well.
I like you, too.

Is this one of those things? Do we have to discuss this like adults? Because that's scary as fuck, man, but I guess I'll

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:19 am UTC (link)
We could always dance around the subject until I do something truly stupid, if you'd prefer.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 06:24 am UTC (link)
That option really on the table?


Kidding.
When're you free?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:27 am UTC (link)
Whenever you like. I make my own hours.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 06:30 am UTC (link)
Okay. Well.

M'free tomorrow?
I'll save a spot on the motorcycle for you.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:39 am UTC (link)
I'd like that very much.

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[info]scud_like_stud
2013-05-10 06:41 am UTC (link)
Good.
I'll call you.

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[info]purelyempathic
2013-05-10 05:16 am UTC (link)
I train dogs for a living, so allow me to thank you. The idea of tossing a dog out like a piece of trash when it's no longer convenient is abhorrent.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:23 am UTC (link)
Oh no, the thing I adopted is doing what it biologically cannot help so I'll have it killed. Yeah. She was a liability anyway, but this was ridiculous.

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[info]purelyempathic
2013-05-10 05:31 am UTC (link)
I adopted a little Pomeranian because her owner drop-kicked her in front of me. I'm willing to take a bit of ribbing over saving a life.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:33 am UTC (link)
It's true. And if anyone mocks me for carrying her, I'll point out that her legs are toothpick sized. Walking must be exhausting.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 05:17 am UTC (link)
Is it cute? Gosh, I bet it's cute. How could anyone just get rid of a pet for shedding?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:24 am UTC (link)
She's kind of cute, yes. And I have no idea.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 05:27 am UTC (link)
THAT IS THE TINIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. you could just eat it in a bite. Definitely cute!

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:30 am UTC (link)
She refuses to walk if there's a human around for 'uppies', too. It's like having a child.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 05:33 am UTC (link)
I just screamed a little. It was pretty manly, but still.

Look. Look at its tiny feet. And tiny head. And tiny everything. I can't, even. I'm a little jealous.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:41 am UTC (link)
Do you want her?

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 05:43 am UTC (link)
Er -- really? But she's yours!

And riding another dog. ommgggg.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 05:48 am UTC (link)
That other dog, I do not own. I haven't gone totally crazy today.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 05:50 am UTC (link)
I do want a dog. Like. Really bad.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:02 am UTC (link)
Well, make sure you consider your options before you get one.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 06:06 am UTC (link)
Yeaaahhh. Running it by the husband first would also probably be wise.

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-10 06:09 am UTC (link)
I'm sure he'd appreciate your asking.

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[info]staying_forever
2013-05-10 06:12 am UTC (link)
Shhhhh! Don't encourage righteousness! He'll see it and be smug!

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[info]gods_plan
2013-05-10 08:33 pm UTC (link)
That's horrible. What sort of person who speak of a life so nonchalantly?

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[info]thedemonlo
2013-05-11 02:12 am UTC (link)
The sort of person I no longer speak with. I can't abide by that.

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[info]gods_plan
2013-05-12 03:25 am UTC (link)
Neither can I. Good for you.

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