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Tweak says, "The better to eat you, my dear"

Hail Hydra. (astolenrelic) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2013-03-12 11:35:00

Entry tags:

erik garnier, johnny five, loki odinson, midna, nathan summers (cable), nymphadora tonks

April 1st is coming and I am vastly unprepared. Maybe I'll have to sit it out this year. How disappointing.

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	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 05:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh twist my arm. You know I can't resist anything you have to offer. Any new tricks up your sleeve? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
	It's my silver tongue. A few I've picked up in New York. I'll swing by sometime, perhaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps? Oh you tease, I can't stand it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 05:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm a busy man. But I'm not, really. I suspect you are, though, always keeping your fingers in every pot. When, good sir, is an appropriate time to call on you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 06:02 am UTC (link)
	Well I do try to keep busy in my semi-retirement. I'm helping rebuild a theatre and giving voice and piano lessons on the side. Some time over the weekend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 06:04 am UTC (link)
	How philanthropic of you. Saturday, then? I'm not sure I want to venture too far on Sunday, given the drunken revelry. ~~Which I will likely take part in.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Well I am being paid handsomely for it. Saturday does seem the safest bet. I plan on battening down the hatches on Sunday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 06:14 am UTC (link)
	I wish people paid me handsomely for things. Oh, wait. They do. :) Saturday it is. Though I'd love to set up watch down the street on Sunday to watch you chase away people from your lawn and curse at them for their obscene noise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	A new friend suggested I blast Justin Bieber at them, but I'm afraid that might draw in some of the younger crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I certainly would advise against it, my friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angelnorghost 2013-03-13 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly the only solution, then, is to stock up on some of those high powered water guns. Maybe put some red dye in the water, so it stains their clothes. I hate that you encourage my becoming a grumpy old man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	astolenrelic 2013-03-13 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	My name is Loki. Of course I encourage it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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