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Wade Wilson rides the Oliphaunt (crimson_nutcase) wrote in valarlogs,
@ 2012-06-18 19:41:00

Entry tags:

!complete, pinkie pie, wade wilson (deadpool)

Who: Wade, Pinkie Pie, and Gyros.
What: Gyros
Where: Gyros
When: Gyros
Status: Full
Rating: Gyros

An offer of food was something that Wade didn't turn down. He still wanted to pay a visit to his old buddy Neena but food took precedence. He knew a guy who loved Gyro's once. A bit of a hermit recluse. With 7 cats.

You'd take food over sex.

"Duh. How long have you been here and you have to say that? Pssh." Wade closed the storage unit he'd been sleeping in, applied the lock, and then snuck over the fence and into the world at large.

Run. Hide your chickens!

We should get a chicken.

"Fantastic idea, brain!" And so Wade resolved to pick up a chicken. He remembered something about Domino and chickens. She either loved them or they were her fatal weakness.

But right now, Gyros. With a lady who's skin was definitely not pink enough, though he had no idea why. He'd probably spent too many nights watching cartoons for girls.

So Wade and his brain walked into a Gyro shop.

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	crimson_nutcase 2012-06-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
	"Sing for me! I sang for you, it's only fair." He had no idea what EDM was, or what trance was. Really, he was several decades behind the times when it came to music. 80s hair rock and Disco. While watching Golden Girls reruns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	smilesmilesmile 2012-06-19 05:27 am UTC (link)
	So Pinkie did. Sure, she didn't have her laptop or Traktor, but the lyrics to Smile, Smile, Smile were happy and bouncy enough for her to jump around and sing it well enough. "GO ON AND SMILE!" She flopped next to him at the end, still grinning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	crimson_nutcase 2012-06-19 05:29 am UTC (link)
	There was a massive one on Wade's face. It was impossible to not smile at that song. It was the best song ever. This is the best day ever. "Yeah, it is." (Reply to this) (Parent)

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