InsaneJournal

Who: Wade, Pinkie Pie, and Gyros.
What: Gyros
Where: Gyros
When: Gyros
Status: Full
Rating: Gyros



An offer of food was something that Wade didn't turn down. He still wanted to pay a visit to his old buddy Neena but food took precedence. He knew a guy who loved Gyro's once. A bit of a hermit recluse. With 7 cats.

You'd take food over sex.

"Duh. How long have you been here and you have to say that? Pssh." Wade closed the storage unit he'd been sleeping in, applied the lock, and then snuck over the fence and into the world at large.

Run. Hide your chickens!

We should get a chicken.

"Fantastic idea, brain!" And so Wade resolved to pick up a chicken. He remembered something about Domino and chickens. She either loved them or they were her fatal weakness.

But right now, Gyros. With a lady who's skin was definitely not pink enough, though he had no idea why. He'd probably spent too many nights watching cartoons for girls.

So Wade and his brain walked into a Gyro shop.