k͎e͎n͎z͎i͎ (monsterthong) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2017-03-10 09:19:00 |
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Entry tags: | bo dennis, kenzi malikov, killian jones (captain hook), seymour birkhoff |
>> Um
>> So did you get something weird yet
>> Like a tarot card that says 'Wanderer' that burns you when you touch it?
>> Ever have guilt so bad that you channel it by playing a video game
>> And you know your guilt levels are through the roof when your favorite horse in the new LoZ gets killed and then you cry about it??
>> WHY IS THIS GAME LETTING HORSES DIE?
>> :(
>> So I think my whole thing of being in massive debt with the creep-o in my dreams is like
>> A metaphor for drug addiction or something
>> I've gotten to the point where I'm stealing things from my friends
>> Expensive, magical things
>> And I'm giving it to the dude but it's never enough to clear me
>> On the bright side, though, I am now equipped to babysit child valkyries so that's something to tack onto my resume