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Tweak says, "I predict a riot."

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-05-20 07:05:00

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lina inverse, zatanna zatara

texts to zatanna
>> [picture of itty-bitty newborn in a comfy onesie and beardface warmer]
>> Thought you might need a giggle to start your morning with her 'I'm leaving the hospital' getup
>> Happy Birthday, Zee

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	cigam 2016-05-20 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry >> But it did make me chuckle a little >> Yes, especially if shit hits the fan as you say >> Are you breastfeeding? >> You'll probably need a room to pump in occasionally too regardless >> Don't want those mammaries to explode (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> Anyway >> Let's talk about food and if you've got any special requests >> Even if they don't deliver I can send Pete to fetch to-go noms! >> assdjksdajkfd >> Thanks for the imagery, but yeah, I'm gonna try to keep dairy explosions in my shirt to a minimum (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hmm, well >> I cook a lot of Middle Eastern things, I wouldn't mind something different >> Pizza? >> Dairy explosions >> Oh, the joys of motherhood (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> If pizza's what you want, pizza's what you get >> I'm guessing pineapple topping? >> We'll get a cookie cake too so we can stick candles in it >> Pete made me an aftercare basket >> I'm not kidding when I say the amount of research he did about what happens postpartum is terrifying ~~>> because nipple butter what the fuck~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> Most certainly pineapple >> People who cannot appreciate the perfection of sweet and savory on pizza are damaged people >> And a cookie cake sounds delicious too >> That's actually sort of sweet >> He was probably just trying to be useful (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> It shall be done! >> Insert genie hair-nod and wink here >> It is, in a funny way >> He even made sure my laxatives taste like chocolate (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	>> You are sweet for bothering with my day of birth >> I will be changing diapers for you plentifully after this, I insist >> Chocolate laxatives are better than... >> Not chocolate? >> Comfort for your bowels is important (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's kinda what you do for people you care about? >> But I won't say no to volunteers for diaper changes >> Ever >> You don't have to change any on your birthday though :P >> I'm just hoping the body awkwardness and discomfort goes away, and fast (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> I will change a few once it goes past 12:01 >> She is so little, it's going to be hard to believe she fills her diapers that much >> You will get there >> Probably takes some time to get everything back in order after putting the body through that (Reply to this) (Parent)

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