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Tweak says, "GIEF the Irn Bru NAO!"

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2015-05-16 20:21:00

Entry tags:

buffy summers, lina inverse, neal cassidy (baelfire), pete wisdom

Considering we don't know each other, this might be a bit awkward, but hear me out.

We've had some people of the magically inclined nature get some weird heebie-jeebie vibes of something. It's too much to be a coincidence, and with you making some ominous post about crosses and avoiding the late night scene, we (as in my boss and I) thought you might know more than what you said.

We're from the government, we come in peace?

>> Something creepy is amiss.
>> Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
>> I'm gonna be out with Zee and Loki checking some things out.

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	Buffy \| Lina dragonspooker 2015-05-17 03:17 am UTC (link)
	According to bad romance vampire fiction. I was kind of hoping for some hilarity to make the situation less serious than it sounded. Damn. Hellmouth opens, monsters come out. Makes sense. Okay, but if one did open, where the hell would it be? There's also the matter that someone saw the possibility of a big bad foe. A crazy showdown. That ring a bell to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Wait, wait, wait. There's bad romance--wait. Waaaaait. Is this a Twilight thing? Is that what they do in Twilight?! No, you're good, 'cause I've been laughing. No idea, but if I dream where it is in my... dreams, I can let you know. Thing is, the town in my dreams doesn't exist here. What... sort of big bad foe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Buffy | Lina

dragonspooker
2015-05-17 03:30 am UTC (link)

Ohmygod, YES. I was so ready to punch Edward Cullen in the face, you have no clue. I think there would have been a line.

If you dream something funny, a clue, anything, let me know? We want to make sure we keep it as safe as we can around these parts, and the OC is a damn big place of weirdness. You're not alone.

I'm not sure? That's what Zee, a friend, said anyway. Her niece saw literal hell, and she saw some sort of...foe.

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	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 03:33 am UTC (link)
	HE GLITTERS? I'd stake him for the audacity. Vampires aren't supposed to sparkle. Yeah, okay. I'll let you know the next time I dream something. The Master. He's the guy that's supposed to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina dragonspooker 2015-05-17 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Wait, who? First, did he give himself that pompous title and second, why is he supposed to kill you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 03:40 am UTC (link)
	The Master, I guess he gave himself the title. It's a prophecy. In order for him to rise, he gets to kill me. Then, the whole world gets a free road tripping hand basket. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina dragonspooker 2015-05-17 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Is this before or after the opening of the hellmouth? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Probably before? I dunno. I haven't dreamed of dying yet. Kind of avoiding sleep over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Buffy | Lina

dragonspooker
2015-05-17 03:53 am UTC (link)

I've seen a friend die because of dreams like this, and we've got people that can bring you back, Buffy. It's scary since you don't know what to expect, but if something happens, we've got you.

Do you live alone? I'm only asking because if this Master dude somehow comes here and tries to off you, back up might be nice. I can arrange anything you need me to. Just ask.

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Buffy | Lina

superherolike
2015-05-17 03:57 am UTC (link)

I don't wanna die, Lina. I just -- I want to avoid even having to be brought back.

No, my sister's with me. Dawn. I don't want her in this though, she's graduating soon and I've got zero ways of pulling her out of school on a danger whim. I'd like her out of town if things are going Hellmouthy. I may not want to die, but I'll gladly do it if it means she's safe. So. Can you look out for her?

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	Buffy \| Lina dragonspooker 2015-05-17 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm all about not getting you dead, Buffy. ~~but sometimes--~~ So we'll focus on that instead, alright? I can get your sister out of town for a bit, up until all this smooths over, that's no problem. What about you? Anyone that can stay with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, okay. I feel like I can trust you. If I knock out and dream more, you'll be the first to know. Yeah? I just don't want to mess up her chances for uni and all that. I'll be okay. I can handle myself. Vampires can't come in unless you invite 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Buffy | Lina

dragonspooker
2015-05-17 04:18 am UTC (link)

We can discuss options. University touring, a study abroad thing - whatever you're more comfortable with that ensures she's not going to get any idea of what's going on, or get involved. She's your first priority, so I'll make it one of mine.

If you say so. But here's my number, [nuuuumber]. If something happens, let us know. I know someone who can teleport your way in a second, alright?

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	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. Between sparkling vampire jokes and looking out for my sister, you're winning all the points. Jigga what. Teleport? Seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Buffy | Lina

dragonspooker
2015-05-17 04:25 am UTC (link)

I kinda like to make jokes about everything. It's a good coping mechanism, especially when things get a little rough. But thank you - I'll gladly take all your points!

Yep! Zee, she's got a lot of handy magic at her disposal. Mine are better if a situation ever requires mass destruction, but she's good for being there quick. Healing. Divination. All other kinds of things.

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	Buffy \| Lina superherolike 2015-05-17 04:28 am UTC (link)
	It really is. I hear that. Zee? 'Kay. I'll be in touch with Zee. Amazing name, just as a side note. Good to know. If I think of anything like that, I'll let you know. I like making things go boom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Buffy \| Lina dragonspooker 2015-05-17 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Both of us will be out checking the areas, but we're available. Just take it easy! Don't let sleep deprivation eat you alive. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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