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The Tomb Raider ([info]lara) wrote in [info]valarcomm,
@ 2013-10-12 21:27:00

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Entry tags:dani moonstar (mirage), lara croft

txt to Dani
>> Question.



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[info]ms_moonstar
2013-10-13 07:24 pm UTC (link)
>> Don't apologize.

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[info]lara
2013-10-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
>> Do you know any good resources?

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[info]ms_moonstar
2013-10-13 08:40 pm UTC (link)
>> Uhm, no.
>> Mine was kind of...
>> On the job training, you could say.

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[info]lara
2013-10-13 08:48 pm UTC (link)
>> Shit
>> I just
>> I'm shy, not insecure
>> But I worry I won't be enough.
>> In bed.

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[info]ms_moonstar
2013-10-13 09:29 pm UTC (link)
>> Let's see, what do men have.
>> A Penis and some balls. Body hair where it sometimes isn't on women.
>> Oh and they have a kind of smell about them.
>> Now, what do women have...
>> Breasts, curvy butts, a vagina, a happy rowboat man, multiple orgasms
>> Less hair, soft skin...
>> ... Yeah okay, you get the picture.
>> The one thing that matters can be replace with plastic or glass.
>> (aside from personality features, which is arguably the reason to sleep with someone to begin with)

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[info]lara
2013-10-13 09:45 pm UTC (link)
>> Her personality is the most important thing. And the sexiest.
>> Followed closely by her legs.

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[info]ms_moonstar
2013-10-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
>> You're fine.
>> Or she's not remotely into you.
>> IN which case you're screwed.
>> But I doubt that's the case.
>> Stop fretting.

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[info]lara
2013-10-13 10:05 pm UTC (link)
>> I think we might have snogged, but it's all foggy.

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[info]ms_moonstar
2013-10-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
>> Drunken snogging isn't always the funnest.

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[info]lara
2013-10-14 02:45 am UTC (link)
>> It just makes you want more.

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