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Tweak says, "What are the lyrics to Batman?"

The Tomb Raider (lara) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2013-10-12 21:27:00

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dani moonstar (mirage), lara croft

txt to Dani
>> Question.

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	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	>> This aught to be good. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	>> How do you.. >> You know >> With a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> Really? >> Over texts? >> Okay lady. >> Please tell me you've masturbated at least once in your life. >> Explaining this will be easier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 01:25 pm UTC (link)
	>> Of course I have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	>> When you start out, it's a lot like that. >> Fingers go those places that aren't yours. >> Sometimes licking is involved. >> And finger thrusting. >> Some girls like to work in toys. >> But I feel like that's graduate level girl sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	>> I've got the toys >> Just been doing some thinking. I'd like to know what I'm doing. >> Needs more research... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> Honestly >> At some point you have to stop overthinking >> And just do it. >> But not while you're drunk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	>> Nothing happened. >> We were way too out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> I know >> I practically babysat the two of you >> Please don't make me do that again >> It was fucking exhausting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm really mortified >> I'm so sorry. >> Did I do or say anything inappropriate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	>> You patted at her boobs for a bit. >> It was adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	>> I think I was trying to tell her they were nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sure she got the message. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	>> I am never drinking again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yeah, you say that now. >> She'll drag you out again next week. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
	>> Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	>> Then you'll get drunk again. >> And I'll laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> I swear I will not drink as much! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	>> Now that I do believe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	>> I really just needed the liquid courage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh I understand. >> Trust me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh right. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> Don't apologize. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	>> Do you know any good resources? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	>> Uhm, no. >> Mine was kind of... >> On the job training, you could say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> Shit >> I just >> I'm shy, not insecure >> But I worry I won't be enough. >> In bed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

ms_moonstar
2013-10-13 09:29 pm UTC (link)

>> Let's see, what do men have.
>> A Penis and some balls. Body hair where it sometimes isn't on women.
>> Oh and they have a kind of smell about them.
>> Now, what do women have...
>> Breasts, curvy butts, a vagina, a happy rowboat man, multiple orgasms
>> Less hair, soft skin...
>> ... Yeah okay, you get the picture.
>> The one thing that matters can be replace with plastic or glass.
>> (aside from personality features, which is arguably the reason to sleep with someone to begin with)

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	lara 2013-10-13 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Her personality is the most important thing. And the sexiest. >> Followed closely by her legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-13 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> You're fine. >> Or she's not remotely into you. >> IN which case you're screwed. >> But I doubt that's the case. >> Stop fretting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-13 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	>> I think we might have snogged, but it's all foggy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ms_moonstar 2013-10-14 02:20 am UTC (link)
	>> Drunken snogging isn't always the funnest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lara 2013-10-14 02:45 am UTC (link)
	>> It just makes you want more. (Reply to this) (Parent)