Tweak

InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Simplify, simplify."

Anakin Solo (jediheir) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2008-03-07 20:07:00

Entry tags:

anakin solo, nonobits switcheroo, rahne sinclair

Who: Rahne and Anakin
What: Nonobits Switcheroo
Warnings: Probably not.

Rahne had been weird during Anakin's foray into the phallically disadvantaged, but Rahne was always looking for excuses to be weird, so it wasn't that off-putting. And he was healthy again, so to speak, so she was a bit closer to normal. He didn't know why these things kept happening, but he suspected that somehow it would work out within a week.

A week and a half, tops.

In the meantime, Anakin was standing outside Rahne's door with a pizza floating in the air beside him, a six-pack of Pepsi sitting on top of it. He knocked on the door, then relieved telekinesis of its burden. "Rahne? I'm a boy again. I thought we could hang out. I brought food."

There were no Jamies around to tease him for what "hang out" probably meant. Which was a relief.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

jediheir
2008-03-09 01:06 am UTC (link)

"I missed you too. I thought you might be afraid that I was contagious. Maybe you were worried about being turned into a girl. It is a scary thought." Anakin smiled back and set the pizza down on a nearby table. "You didn't get hit with it, I see. That's good."

'That's good' mostly meant 'I am inordinately fond of your breasts, and I do not wish to see them disappear.' "I, um... I brought your shirt back, by the way. I would have brought it back sooner, but I kind of borrowed it when I was shaped like a girl." Anakin blushed a little bit as he handed it over.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-09 01:20 am UTC (link)

Rahne stuck out her tongue at him when he mentioned her becoming a girl. Silly boy. She was grateful for the boy part, though, so she couldn't be too cross with him. She started for the pizza, but was distracted by being handed a shirt. She didn't want to just scarf down the food in front of him. There was something to be said for lady-like behavior, especially now.

"Oh.. Thanks." She took the shirt and laid it in the hamper. People would think he just came over to borrow it, right? They wouldn't realize that she'd accidentally left it in his room during... activities, right? Of course she would let her boyfriend borrow her clothes if he'd been turned into a girl. Except that she had been avoiding him, so maybe she wouldn't have. But if he'd asked, she would. And they didn't know that he didn't ask. Did they?

She couldn't think clearly. She needed food. She opened the box and grabbed a slice. "Good choice," she said before taking a bite.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 01:57 am UTC (link)

"There's a Wookiee saying. A hungry woman might rip your arms off, so give her food so she doesn't do that. It sounds a lot more pithy in Shyriiwook. It's not easy to translate." Anakin sat down and helped himself to a slice as well, along with a soda.

"How is it that every time we start to get back on track, something happens? Christmas was... well, we were busy, of course. And by the time we went on the date thing, there was the mass outbreak of nudity. And then there was the Apocalypse thing. I don't believe in jinxes, but it's getting to that point, you know?"

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hairysmurf 2008-03-09 02:23 am UTC (link)
	"F'the last time, I'm not a wookiee," she said, grinning. "I'd probably only take a few fingers." She finished the slice before opening a soda. She shrugged, grabbing a second slice. She didn't want to believe that. "Maybe this'll be the last time?" she said hopefully. "They say things come in threes, aye?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 03:54 am UTC (link)

"Even if it's not, you're worth a jinx or two. Besides, the only stuff that's affected us directly had been getting naked and then me turning into a girl and you not having your powers. Not exactly the end of the world." He knew she was joking, but some small part of him would probably always think of Rahne as being someone who could shapeshift at will into a Wookiee.

Anakin sipped his drink and pecked Rahne on the lips. "Please don't tear off my fingers. Artificial ones are so cold. You'd shiver if I did something like this." He brushed his fingers against her cheek, an effect somewhat ruined by the fact that it was swollen with pizza matter.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-09 04:30 am UTC (link)

She smiled. She had gotten pretty banged up when Apocalypse showed up too, but that wasn't too unusual. When you worked with teams like X-Factor, you got a few bumps and bruises. She was worth a jinx or two. She smiled. "I'm still planning on sticking around."

She laughed, swatting away at his hand. "Ew!" She wiped at her cheek, then leaned in to kiss him. As she pulled back, she craftily wiped her fingers off on his nose, grinning.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 05:05 am UTC (link)

It probably did say something bad about him that he didn't consider injuries suffered during the end of the world as anything out of the ordinary. At least not compared to being naked against his will. Or the horrors of having breasts. They just kept moving.

Anakin licked the tip of his nose and wiped the rest of the sauce off with his fingers. Then he touched her chin, anticipating it when she avoided him. "You have a spot on your chin, Rahnie. Let me get it for you." He kissed the red mark, and then the corner of her smiling mouth, laughing a little bit.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-09 05:43 am UTC (link)

She laughed, turning to kiss him back. She'd had two slices and half of her Pepsi. That was enough to turn her full attention on Anakin, she supposed. It was a mark of how much she liked him that she was willing to forgo the rest of the food to concentrate on him.

She took him by the collar and pulled him toward her, leaning back as she did so that he was above her. She giggled, kissing him.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 06:11 am UTC (link)

"I think someone's going to think you like me," he said as she brought her lips to his again, silencing him from any further chatter. She had much better ideas about how to use his mouth than he did, anyway.

It was just as well. He wasn't going to say anything more clever than "You taste like sausage" anyway. Unless that was pepperoni. God, she was so good at kissing.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hairysmurf 2008-03-09 06:27 am UTC (link)
	"Mmhmm," she murmured against his lips as she kissed him. This was really nice. She had missed this. Her eyes closed as she deepened the kiss. Her fingers slipped underneath the hem of his shirt, sliding it up over his head. She made another happy little 'mmm' sound as her hands moved down his back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 07:02 am UTC (link)

Anakin couldn't help but giggle a bit when Rahne's hands ran down his lower back. It wasn't a manly sound in the least, but that was probably to be expected. After all, when you had girl hands running over naked skin, you enjoyed it. It's just what you did.

Her hand brushed over his jeans and he felt them shift a little. These pants always had been loose. Anakin broke the kiss and sat up on his knees to adjust them, and then before he could, they slid right off, taking his boxers with them. "Huh?" His voice was high. He was suddenly intensely aware of a weight on his chest. "Oh no." Still high. He looked down. Rather, she looked down. "Kriff!" She struggled to pull her (oh, pronouns were disgusting) pants and, in so doing, fell to the ground, legs over her head, still struggling with her pants.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-09 07:20 am UTC (link)

She noticed how soft his skin was and wondered if he'd been moisturizing. Even his face felt softer. It was nice.

When Anakin sat up, Rahne's eyes opened and she blinked. Rahne blushed brightly. She'd kissed a girl. It was Anakin, but he was a girl. And Rahne had liked it. And right now she was staring up at a mostly naked girl. "Oh shi--" And then Anakin fell over. Rahne lost her balance too, falling forward on top of Anakin. Rahne was heavier than she normally was and her pants seemed really tight. And there was something there.. Oh God.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 07:37 am UTC (link)

Anakin was dressed just in time to avoid an even more uncomfortable situation than he--she--whatever--was already resigned to. And then Rahne was following just after, and it was probably not something that was going to end well.

"Rahne." Anakin hated how sound of... her voice. "Rahne, I want you to know that I love you a lot. But please. Move your face away from my breasts." That was by a wide margin the strangest sentence Anakin could remember ever having to say. "And I really hope you have something in your pocket."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hairysmurf 2008-03-09 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Rahne yelped, his voice squeaking. That was new. He sat up a little, pulling his head away as he rolled of of Anakin. This was almost as bad.. No. Worse. This was worse than the naked. He blushed fiercely when he mentioned her pocket. Much worse than the naked. "I.. It's not my fault! I dinna have any control over it!" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-09 10:27 pm UTC (link)

"That's how it works," Anakin agreed, backing away, holding tightly to the waistband of her jeans. She had to wonder how long Rahne had been a guy. And how long, come to that, Anakin had been a girl. Had there been any same-sex kissing? What would even constitute same-sex kissing?

And she couldn't help but notice that Rahne was taller as a male than Anakin had been. Damn. "Could you... throw me my shirt?" Anakin still thought like a male, and as such it had taken a moment to realize that instead of being "shirtless," Anakin was technically "topless." Anakin loved breasts (as Rahne was exquisitely aware) but not, for preference, her own.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-10 03:35 am UTC (link)

"I.. Ach! Turn around!" He was panicky and flailing. He was pretty sure, however, that one thing he shouldn't be doing is looking at Anakin's chest.

"Should we trade?" He really had to get out of these clothes. They were way too small. He felt like a poorly squeezed tube of toothpaste. That was a horrible metaphor, but it was all Rahne could manage in this frazzled state. Anakin could have her pick from Rahne's wardrobe, if she wanted clean clothes. She didn't have to take the clothes of his back. Rahne's options were more limited, however.

Oh, this was so complicated and terrible and embarrassing. Rahne turned to the door, glancing back over his shoulder to make sure Anakin was turned around too.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-10 03:53 am UTC (link)

"Yes. Sure. I can bring more over later if you want." Anakin wriggled out of her jeans, but there was a stage in a relationship that involved switching underwear and Anakin and Rahne were not at that stage. Still, the bra issue was probably going to come up sooner or later.

She tossed the jeans in Rahne's direction, wincing when she heard a slightly fleshier impact noise than she had been hoping for. "I'm sorry. You okay?" It was this stupid body. It was distracting, throwing off her perceptions. Ordinarily the Force would have guided her. Anakin could feel it just as strongly as ever, but in a different and foreign way, like walking from artificial gravity to real gravity.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-10 05:56 pm UTC (link)

"Erf. Aye." His voice sounded so bizarre. So masculine and ridiculous. He picked up the jeans and started trying to squirm out of his own. He couldn't do this. It was hard enough getting used to being in various stages of undress with Anakin while he was a girl. And suddenly he was remembering Reverand Craig's rants about fire and brimstone and in his head he was imagining just what the good reverand would say about this mess. He just couldn't handle it.

Rahne dropped Anakin's jeans and shifted into his full-wolf form. On four legs now, it was more difficult for people to tell her sex now. And Rahne's mind was different when he was like this, too. Less worry about embarrassing social situations. Less thoughts of the abusive man that had raised her. There was a certain calm she could feel when she was like this. Maybe she could wait it out.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-10 09:41 pm UTC (link)

"Rahnie?" Rahne didn't answer. Anakin looked around and saw a more canine shape than she was generally accustomed to. "Great. Now I'm naked and I'm staying that way." Anakin's former pants were lying on the floor next to Rahne's tail (which was a weird phrase to think of) and her shirt was still where Rahne had thrown it earlier when they were the right sex.

Anakin had never been clear on how "Rahne-like" Rahne was when he/she was in his/her wolf body. Nor was she sure how the newly canine Rahne would react to a mostly naked woman talking to her, but Anakin needed something to put on and digging through Rahne's things in the hopes of finding something seemed very rude. "Since you're probably still wearing your girl pants under there, can you show me where I can get some of yours?" she asked, reaching out with the Force as Jacen did to widen the part of the wolf brain receptive to speech. Just in case.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-10 10:27 pm UTC (link)

Rahne's mind was more lupine in this form. Rahne was there, but his capacity for 'higher' thought was a bit muted. Anakin could still reach him through the Force, it just took a bit of effort.

The wolf padded over to the dresser, nosing a drawer. He then folded his legs underneath him to lie down, watching Anakin out of the corner of his eye. He'd like to go outside and run, but this was his territory and someone else was in it right now. So he'd wait.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-10 11:22 pm UTC (link)

Anakin worried about the pants first. Rahne's pants were a little too long and a bit loose around the waist, but nowhere near as problematic as her own jeans had been. They at least stopped falling once they reached her hips. If Jamie were there, he would probably be saying that it was about time that Anakin got into Rahne's pants. And then Anakin would Force Choke him or Rahne would bite his leg off, so it was just as well.

"This is so weird." Anakin said this more to herself than to Rahne. Odds were she agreed. Then she opened the drawer just above and extracted a bra. Anakin stared at it like a droid would examine art, trying to find even the slightest hint of logic in its design. "I need you to tell me how this thing works. Because these? Need to be stopped. I think they're bigger than last time."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-11 03:17 am UTC (link)

If wolves could raise an eyebrow, this one would have. Anakin had taken Rahne's bra off once. He should be able to understand the basic concept. And Rahne wasn't really in a state to demonstrate. The wolf just snorted dismissively and stood up, padding around in a circle and then lying down again, looking up at Anakin. Anakin would just have to figure it out on his own.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-11 03:56 am UTC (link)

"You're a lot of help, you know. Don't come whining to me when you can't figure out how to zip up your pants without catching your penis in the fly." It wasn't as if Rahne had been nude. As if Rahne had flashed Anakin his newfound boy stuff, as she had him. Now Rahne had seen Anakin naked in two bodies.

It was just as well. Anakin would have been extremely disturbed by the idea of her girlfriend's penis.

After some mild struggling, Anakin finally managed to both figure out how to put on a bra and to get it on without looking. Taking one off was so much easier. The Force was no help; apparently mystical energy fields that guided the universe had no idea how women's underwear worked either. She pulled a shirt over her borrowed brassiere and knelt down. "Thanks for the clothes, Rahne. We'll be back to normal in no time." Probably. Assuming this didn't keep happening.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-11 04:07 am UTC (link)

Rahne watched, though it was obvious enough that it was the wolf keeping an eye on Anakin. Human-Rahne would have been too embarrassed at this point to look on purpose. There may have still been a flicker of that embarrassment, if Anakin looked far enough back.

Once Anakin finished, the wolf stood up. He sniffed hesitantly at Anakin's hand before licking it a few times. The girl was his. She was as much part of Rahne's territory as this room.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-11 04:26 am UTC (link)

Anakin stroked Rahne's canine head and kissed his muzzle. It was difficult not to think of Rahne as an oversized dog when she was in her wolf form, even when she was a he. It was strange. Anakin pushed further into Rahne's brain as a beast than she ever had when he was a human. Probably because it was harder to gauge the point where it would be polite to stop.

She felt that twinge of embarrassment, the horror of being in the body that was the wrong shape, the shock of how aggressive and territorial she felt... and in both the canine and human parts of her brain, the affection that Rahne still held for Anakin. "I love you too, Rahne."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-11 12:53 pm UTC (link)

A long time ago, Rahne had a friend named Dani that had communicated with her telepathically when she was a wolf. She was sort of an anchor for Rahne. She was so free when she was a wolf, but she was sometimes wary of taking this form for two long, unsure she would be able to come back. Having someone that could reach her telepatically eased her mind. Not to mention the intimacy of such a bond.

But right now, Rahne needed to be outdoors. Away from humans (save his own) and their social awkwardness. He walked over to the door and glanced back at Anakin. He could break it down easily, but it would be better if she helped.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-11 11:37 pm UTC (link)

Anakin took a jacket from the coat hook on Rahne's wall. "Can I borrow this?" She didn't expect an answer, but nor did she think that Rahne would really care. Anakin opened the door and followed behind Rahne, who trotted out in front of her. "Let me stop by my room for a second." She rushed to her door, pulled her lightsaber and a belt to herself with the Force, then closed the door.

"All right, Rahne." Anakin followed behind his canine male girlfriend, slightly relieved that he was hiding in the hairy form. It meant that they were ever so slightly less awkward. As they walked, Anakin wrapped the belt around her waist and safeguarded herself against any further nudity that the weight of her sword might have brought.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-12 01:34 am UTC (link)

Luckily the rest of the X-Factor staff was too busy or distracted to pay much attention to the wolf and his male girlfriend. They didn't have to go more than a few blocks before they'd reached a park. Rahne glanced up at Anakin before breaking into a sprint and leaving him behind. He crossed to the far end of the park, not out of eyesight.

Being able to run free was exhilarating. The wind through his fur, and the damp grass under his feet.. He indulged in chasing a squirrel for a few moments before racing back to Anakin.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-12 03:11 am UTC (link)

"So is it because you're a boy, or because you're a wolf, that you're chasing rodents?" Anakin figured that petting was probably allowed, so she did that.

Rahne wanted to be with Anakin. Anakin got it. It clicked in his head. Normally, she would hide from him, hide completely, ask him to leave and spend the rest of the week in her closet and try to get back to normal. But now, even if she was still doing her best not to be a boy (being a wolf didn't count, apparently). "Nice day, isn't it? Sex changing aside."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-12 03:57 am UTC (link)

Rahne's jaws snapped playfully close to Anakin's fingers. He let her pet him for a few moments before shaking his whole body. It was still different, being a male wolf. But he didn't spend enough time in his wolf form that he was entirely comfortable that way, so he wasn't much more out of his element than usual. Usually if he needed to use his abilities on a case, he changed into his transitional (or 'wookiee') form. The wolf was a rarity.

Rahne circled a few times and then lay down next to Anakin, sniffing at the grass in front of him. He glanced around at the other people in the park, ears twitching slightly. Anakin was his human. Not that any of the people seemed to want to get close to the man with the scary animal.

One man, still several yards away, observed, "Your dog looks like a wolf." He was probably thinking about telling Anakin that the city had leash laws, but thought better of it after the glare he got from the 'dog'.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-12 07:08 am UTC (link)

"No it doesn't." Anakin waved his hand in the direction of the other man and reached out with the Force.

"I take it back, it doesn't."

"It's clearly a dog."

"Everyone knows you don't get wolves in this part of the state."

"He's very well trained."

"Probably don't even need a leash, on a dog like that."

"Move along."

"Well, take care, pal."

Anakin looked back at Rahne. "See? You were going to scare him off. Subtlety can be your friend, Rahnie."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-12 11:59 am UTC (link)

The wolf gave a dismissive snort. He didn't have a problem with people being scared off. It was probably a good thing Anakin was here, though. Would've been harder to convince someone he was just an overgrown Husky without the Force.

Getting a little restless, the wolf started for the far end of the park again, where there were some trees. He moved at a leisurely pace, weaving in and out of the treeline. Then he pounced at some small animal.

They had been out here for a while. Rahne very rarely spent this much time as a wolf. Her mind was gradually becoming a little harder to reach.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-12 10:47 pm UTC (link)

The squirrel scampered away, much to Rahne's palpable annoyance. Anakin didn't know how good wolves were at climbing trees, but he suspected that it wasn't that good. She ran after her wolf boy-girlfriend. "Rahne, we should get back," she said, a bit of nervousness creeping into her already too-high voice.

Rahne didn't seem inclined to listen, so once again Anakin tried reason mixed with the Force. "You're getting more... well, dog-like, frankly. And I know you don't want to be embarrassed as a boy but I'm worried that if you keep this up, you're going to do something you regret." He didn't think Rahne was likely to hurt anyone, but Anakin still had scars on her face from her feral side taking over. "Something like mounting a girl dog."

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-13 01:04 am UTC (link)

Rahne scrunched up his nose a little, pawing at the ground and then looking up at Anakin. He did not look pleased by this turn of events. He liked running and being outside. What good was having a Jedi girl-boyfriend if he wanted to stop anchoring you after a little squirrel chase?

But a part of him knew she was right. It would be nice if he could spend the next however-long-this-took curled up and sleeping at the foot of Anakin's bed. But the damage that would do to his brain would be too much. Even if Anakin could pull him back, he would still be all snarly for a while.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-13 01:57 am UTC (link)

Anakin smiled and patted Rahne on the head. "Good girl." She stood and started to walk back toward X-Factor, Rahne keeping pace behind her. But a sense of mischief or whimsy or adventure took her, and instead she began to run.

"Come on, I bet I beat you there!" There was almost no hope of doing so. But they could afford a little fun considering that, when this day was over, they would probably be driving themselves crazy.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hairysmurf
2008-03-13 02:44 am UTC (link)

Rahne's ears perked up and he tilted his head to the side. Then, mouth open in a grin and tongue hanging out, he bounded after Anakin. He passed Anakin then skidded to a stop, spinning around to look at the slower Jedi. He wagged his tail, giving a low barking noise. He ran back toward Anakin, spinning around behind her and running forward again, nearly tripping up the girl.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jediheir
2008-03-15 11:20 pm UTC (link)

Anakin (who had, in the past twenty minutes or so, developed the distressing tendency to call herself Ani in her own head) leapt over her charging man-wolf girlfriend. The flip was probably very impressive to any spectators. It would have been even more impressive if Anakin had been more used to her different center of gravity, and as such had not lost her balance and fell on her ass.

Maybe Rahne's transformation had had an effect on Anakin, too. It became more and more easy to think of him as a dog and less like a girlfriend. She wasn't quite ready to start rubbing his belly, though.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hairysmurf 2008-03-16 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Rahne skidded to a stop and turned around to see Anakin on her ass. He trotted back to his fallen comrade and sniffed him worriedly. He didn't smell blood, or anything. He sniffed at Ani's hair another moment and then started taking care of her by licking her face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -