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Tweak says, "I like tea~"

Darius Alexander Summers (dasummers) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2009-05-02 20:25:00

Entry tags:

darius summers, remy lebeau

Who: Darius and Remy
What: realizing that Darius isn't good at avoiding trouble
Where: Italy, to start
When: tomorrow morning/afternoon
Warnings: cursing, references to mischief, college humor.

Darius groaned as he shifted, grabbing his head. Remy was another one of those people that drank almost out of desperation more than enjoyment. Darius had foolishly tried to keep up, and now he was regretting it a great deal.

He wobbled to the bathroom and contemplated curling up in the tub for the next week. Instead he relieved himself and ran the hot water over his head for a few minutes, until he felt like he could move. He removed his contacts and stuck them in the case, rubbing his eyes a lot.

As he made his way back to the living room where he'd passed out, he nearly ran into Remy. "Huh?" Articulation was rarely Darius's strong point, and even less so now.

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	dasummers 2009-05-12 01:10 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah, just in case. Maybe man the video camera." He was going to be good. Really. He was just going to be good with several scantily clad women watching. "I've got a thing for blondes, so you might not want me picking all the girls." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

knaveofhearts
2009-05-12 01:19 pm UTC (link)

"Pick up some guys and we'll cover all plates."

Remy grinned at him then eyed the masses.

"You know, as long as none of your bits go into anyone else's bits, and vice versa, it's not really cheating, huh? I bet you Sanrio-san's got toooooys in the car. False bits get the job done, honor intact."

He slipped, literally, off the cabinet to bring the car around.

"Eenie-meenie-minee mo works too, Darius..."

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dasummers
2009-05-12 01:22 pm UTC (link)

"Yeah, I've already worked that out."

Man, he was taking morality advice from Remy. "Ophelia is going to kick my ass."

He shook his head, and eyed them. "We should just grab the five closest to the top. No difficult detangling."

He jumped down and began pulling ladies off the pile, until he had five women and one very disheveled man following him to the car.

One of the girls hopped up into the driver's seat, where the fun toys were.

Darius slid into the back, gaping a little at the interior. "Guess we're not the only ones who had the sex in the car idea."

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	knaveofhearts 2009-05-12 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	Remy looked in and started to smirk. "When your job in life is to sell cutesy wutesy pink stuff, you have to release all that energy somehow." No wonder the guards weren't too shocked to start getting naked in sprinkler system lube. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dasummers 2009-05-12 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	Darius settled in, and in a moment the girls were pawing at him. "Hey, hey, noooo. I'm just a spectator, ladies. That's the man whore you're looking for." It would be amusing enough to watch. "Things never go according to plan." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2009-05-12 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	"Wait a sec-" Remy's eyes widened before he went under, able to flip his cohort the bird before that too disappeared. He would have cursed him out too, if he didn't know the boy's mom and his mouth was suddenly occupied. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dasummers 2009-05-12 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Darius smirked and watched. "We all have to learn our lessons, Gambit." He was so toast. But it was worth it, seeing the sex king getting out sexed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2009-05-13 07:39 am UTC (link)
	It would have been a waste of opportunity just to spite Darius, so Remy sighed a long suffering sigh and got to work with a smirk of his own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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