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Tweak says, "I pity da fool."

Darius Alexander Summers (dasummers) wrote in utr_logs,
@ 2009-05-02 20:25:00

Entry tags:

darius summers, remy lebeau

Who: Darius and Remy
What: realizing that Darius isn't good at avoiding trouble
Where: Italy, to start
When: tomorrow morning/afternoon
Warnings: cursing, references to mischief, college humor.

Darius groaned as he shifted, grabbing his head. Remy was another one of those people that drank almost out of desperation more than enjoyment. Darius had foolishly tried to keep up, and now he was regretting it a great deal.

He wobbled to the bathroom and contemplated curling up in the tub for the next week. Instead he relieved himself and ran the hot water over his head for a few minutes, until he felt like he could move. He removed his contacts and stuck them in the case, rubbing his eyes a lot.

As he made his way back to the living room where he'd passed out, he nearly ran into Remy. "Huh?" Articulation was rarely Darius's strong point, and even less so now.

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	knaveofhearts 2009-05-02 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Remy grinned at the bleary eyed blonde and pressed a mug of strong coffee to his chest. "Mornin', how's your head?" He kept his voice, and the humor in it, low and began to pull back the curtains to let light in. "Do'ya still have dat girl's cel number on your hip?" He smirked and padded into the kitchen were bacon was frying and over easy eggs just hit the pan. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dasummers 2009-05-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	"Attached." He took a long drink of his coffee and looked down at his hip. "Yep. Still got the teethmarks on your shoulder? Do I smell bacon?" Questions were not necessarily in order of importance. Darius looked around. "Where did my pants go, anyway? Did we leave them behind?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2009-05-02 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Answers were in likewise order. "You auctioned them, so yes. Good 'n greasy, put the shine in your coat." Remy grinned even more and slide him the toast to adulterate accordingly. "They're lightenin' up, pity, but I'm keepin' the rather fun toy I woke wit'." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dasummers
2009-05-02 11:33 pm UTC (link)

"Great. I think my new cellphone was still in them." He shrugged, not particularly bothered about hanging out in his underwear, for the moment. "Which one? The rubbery flogger or the Jesus shaped dildo?"

It was hard to keep track of these things. "Did you get the name of any of those people? I didn't realize how much trouble a person could get into without actually cheating on anyone."

He hoped Ophelia would laugh at all this. He was going to be in trouble if she didn't.

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	knaveofhearts 2009-05-02 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	"I think that was the hope of the bidder. You'd come back for dem." He paused, sipping his coffee. "Dey weren't dat bad lookin' either. Bit octopus-hands..." "Neither, dat cock ring attached to de beads one." Remy chuckled. "Yes, but dey were so drunk, the handwritin's worse dan McCoy's." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dasummers 2009-05-04 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	"I don't remember her being that good. But whatever. What do you want from us?" He shrugged. Money was no big deal. He had easy access to a lot of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knaveofhearts 2009-05-05 12:11 am UTC (link)
	"Come to the Ile de Piazza cafe next to the Cathedral. Underneath the potted helianthus will be our list of demands. Your fingers too itchy to not go where they're shouldn't, let's see if you can tire them out." "Don't appear in 30 and we'll open fire on your room." Remy went to the window and waved, blowing a kiss. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)